Finished Folds (301—320)
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2y my long lost love Gilda returned to me and began to ask me for help. The Great Slathering Hound was still standing over me menacingly and my right leg was in its mouth. I had to
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5Felipe, I am having recurrent dreams about cutting edge research but when I wake up all I have been able to write on this notepad is 'write it down, write it down". Felipe looked a
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0who have been paying me kickbacks for years. I am so frustrated that everytime I try to bribe Shakira on The Voice I am ignored." Cindy Lynn was determined to tell everyone her
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6traders at the exchange considered the wart a sign of economic prosperity. Brokers rushed to invest in a bio-medical company that was pioneering research into a wart cream. I was
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1this reminds me of the time I started a new school. Mr Bling the Janitor discovered my secret stash of Geiger counters. I tried to explain why I had hidden
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2Politicians around the world proposed to build giant refrigerators that would blast cold air into the atmosphere however they were to be powered by coal power plants. Global warmin
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2of the hole in my top breast pocket. It didn't matter as my family were able to stick together by using Acme super glue. Family is about love and I wanted to show my stepson love.
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5Roscoe had no issue with blackmailing the postman to deliver doggy toys to his letterbox. The postman began to have nightmares about being audited or people complaining when
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6him and wanted him to pose for the cover. Smiles McGees mother needed help with her handbag business. The Northern Territory Newspaper asked Smiles McGee to pose for Croc of the We
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0I was mistaken by a fan as Julio Iglesias. The crazed fan then took a dolphin hostage and would not release it unless I caught the bus at 2pm to her house where
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6I was left questioning how I could resolve the matter. Driven by fear I contacted the Care Bears for advice on caring for obese people but I had lost my car keys and desparately
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4good friends with a pet shop owner who leaves snacks on a plate outside the back of the shop. One day my poor Sopa was heading to the pet shop when the Dog Catcher came and put her
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3an old photograph of his birth. Unable to garner further attention from his mother, the child and its teddy bear vow revenge. His mother walks in the room to find a
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1God stepped into the trap and died from drinking the corked merlot. Life carried on and on Monday my daughter was still complaining about how I am so uncool.
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4After drinking 50 cups of coffee everyone seemed to be moving so slowly it was as if they were snails in a who can go slowest race. Tomorrow I will cut down to 49 cups of coffee.
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2tomorrow you will awake to find yourself stuck in the body of your Aunt Margaret. If that wasn't bad enough, Aunt Margaret was hit with the ugly stick. Nobody likes an ugly woman.
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2Doom. In a related development Nurse Nasty had finally located the ward with Dr Doom but had somehow lost the patient because the hospital map had been hung upside down.
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5a wooden decking platform out of old teak floorboards. Not to be outdone the fence fell over and tried to become a viewing platform by offering a sightseeing telescope for visitors
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5time machine do you think I am? No, my flux capacitor requires the standard 1.21 Gigawatts." I felt like I could almost see the electrons in her eyes. Our honeymoon was full of
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8Pharmacy. Paul McCartney had his eye on the employee of the month award. In an effort to attract more customers to the CVS Pharmacy, Paul added a strawberry scent to the store