Finished Folds (1581—1600)
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1Click. Rather than listening to another second of Hotel California I switch the radio to some banging beats. Whomp Whomp went the bass. I felt like I was back at that rave in Hull,
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4compact things in my woodchipper had given me confidence the world had enough space to cope with the growing population. I would regularly grab innocent people from the street and
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4it would transfer your brain patterns to a computer and notify creditors of your whereabouts. Of course you could avoid sitting on the tuffet but
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1Unfortunately, Coke just wouldn't add baby to its ingredients. Luckily the van of babies can be used for distracting new mothers while you steal their purse and throw coke in their
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3he became the bacon sandwich he'd always wanted to be. Porky then snorted with delight at the idea of being a sausage on a bbq. Suddenly, Porky was awoken from his dream by
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2The Optimist Club joined in the chorus and suggested Al join them on their club holiday. Al wondered if he could fit in with the tight schedule of snorkellin the Great Barrier Reef
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3It wasn't until puffin burgers appeared on the menu that she had her chance to defeat the ultralord. The swiss cheese was just a ruse to get the ultralord in a chess tournament at
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0a fat Mexican bandit who was keen on boxing and a talk show career. The bandit was certain if he beat Oprah in the ring he would gain his own show about the plight of
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4ostrich egg swallower when I heard you no longer wanted to compete in Britain's got talent. It was only then Mr Popplecock knew he would be fired as the talent scout and
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5That is unless the looked in the pantry and saw the 10 gallons of pickled juniper berries. As a Master Baster he would need to secure his secret to avoid others creating a roast
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2I would have a reputation for being an alcoholic. I should have known something was wrong when I started to drink on my own. Social drinking is far more accepted on facebook since
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3I had ticked the box on the census indicating I was a Jedi. In fact, I had no religion and was misleading the government into believing that by supporting the needs of the Jedi
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3became deaf in her right ear. Everyone had high expectations of Pebbles but she only grew up to fail at university and drop out. Pebbles blamed Bam Bam for singing
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0She must be Australian he thought. It is well known that elderly women in Australia are avid head rubbers. After a while the circular motion she was using became
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5started substituting with sawdust. His wife looked over with glee and replied "Finally, I have been looking forward to your famous baked owl. I received a letter from Bianca saying
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3sand board the dunes. Lt. Dan had dreamed of becoming a professional ice skater before the war. Rita did not know of his dreams and her trip to the desert just made the situation
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1Winnie the pooh then decided to write to Alexander Flemming. If Fox news would not help ordinary citizens then perhaps the great doctor would help with his mold studies. A reply
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5I couldn't help but be soften by her gaze. She had those amazing green eyes and a butt that wouldn't quit. As a result, I changed my name to Greenbottom and named on my PI
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4Mildred?. It is so much more zen than Patsy." The young man looked at Jimmy and said "I like the name Patsy it just has more buzz to it." Jimmy knew Patsy would be putting himself
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3crowbows and remembered better times. Princess Bubblegum was not a snob, she just didn't like riff raff and thought she mixed with a better sought of person. Those river dwellers