Finished Folds (621—640)
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5In the undergrowth of New Zealand's forests the flightless Kiwi hid from feral cats. It seemed doomed to extinction until New Zealand outlawed all cats. Cat owners were required to
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2A family of flesh eating bacteria moved into my cuts and my it their home. Mr & Mrs Fleshobactmunch were always prompt in paying the rent. It was only when their cousins
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6with a giant flame thrower, Greek fire and napalm. Rome thankfully had gone digital and a backup of the books was retained at the Biblioteca Alexandrina. The community would
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4well I was having none of it. I would escape to Phuket and charter a boat to go diving for my photography hobby. I loved take pictures of Thai people spear fishing or coral fish
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2My plan involves walking straight on with the other performers and pretending I am meant to be there. I have a fake security pass that looks pretty authentic and a rat costume for
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5navigated the frosted mini-wheat through the lake of milk towards the shore. After disembarking my raft I found the lake was formed in a crater with sheer white cliffs on all sides
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3A high fructose, high trans fats super junk food and highly processed packaged meal. As a junk food junkie I started to sweat and though about the steps I'd learnt at my support gr
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3The poor fly blown sheep needed dung beetles and fast. Once they heard the cowboys were using dung beetles on cow pats the sheep gathered in a flock to force the cowboys into
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3who was busy eating the hottest curry you could ever imagine. The Indian boss negotiated with the ladies who picked tea for
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4Well, it's simple Rick Bayless had a magic ingredient. The breakfast burrito contained magic beans. The magic beans transformed Rick into a presidential candidate. Rick had always
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1travelled to India and sought advice from a guru. My guru told me to forgive Willy Wonka and find enlightenment in listening to the Beatles and worshiping cows
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4Our nudist holiday on the falkland islands was not going as planned. A penguin decided to climb up an iceberg only to find a leopard seal sunning itself. We decided to join them
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4from a clothesline onto a warrior riding through the village. The enraged warrior took his sword and sliced through my towel, dismounted his horse and grab hold of a terrified
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7Basic safety precautions when caving are to ensure you always take at minimum two torches. I wasn't even wearing a helmet. The speleological society will surely deny my membership
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4dangerous just being in the stands. The gates were still letting more people into the stadium and people at the front were beginning to get crushed
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6tell Wellington that the Earl of Uxbridge has had his leg blown by a canon? Marvin thought it would best if he gave Wellington the news during a ball at Goodwood Manor. The Battle
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3It was only after Queen Elizabeth II coronation that the British public addressed her by the name "Tax Expense".
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3spread toxoplasmosis around the unsuspecting judges. The Fat Girls had won most of the events in the cat shows. People got suspicious and the government setup a royal commission to
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2Hate is such a strong word my mother always said to say dislike but I feel that by doing so I am limiting myself. The English language has so many ways of saying the same
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4Private Witless to arrest the waiter and take him to the military base for "questioning/waterboarding". At the base Private Witless trips over a pile of potatoes