Finished Folds (921—940)

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  coconut and Dijon mustard sandwich. The expanding universe had sent me far away but I promise the sandwich is still fresh. I made the bread myself from

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  2012-12-28 21:39:36

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  at her feet and begged for mercy. Janice simply stated that I was bound to repay my debt by assisting the Ant King. The Ant King would send for me

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  2012-12-28 21:34:15

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  possibly to mark his territory. Capt Crig was the jolliest captain. The crews from several ships near Titan had voted in a poll and Capt Crig had received the award. A party to

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  2012-12-28 21:30:40

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  showed me the latest smart phone app where people took pictures of dog poo and posted them up in a gallery for others to see. I was shocked by the size of

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  2012-12-28 21:25:23

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  distract the audience with my tap dancing routine only to be booed off the stage for interrupting porky. A star was born that night. Porky was a theatrical success.

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  2012-12-28 21:21:24

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  With the messiah promoting the event it was a huge success. This was how the saying "I'm just yanking your chain" came into vernacular American English.

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  2012-12-27 23:03:44

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  the treasure map was useless. He decided to sell the map at an auction but first took it to an expert for valuation. The expert looked the map over and said

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  2012-12-27 21:12:49

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  constantly rambled about their grandchildren or randomly yelled out 'Bingo' before the talent show commenced. The first act was an elderly man with one leg playing the bagpipes

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  2012-12-27 21:07:29

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  The story of Game of Gnomes was about different gnome families competing via hopscotch battles for ground in the garden. The gnomes who occupied the rose garden

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  2012-12-27 21:03:06

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  . Despite the conflict of interest, Pink Floyd would proceed to review and give advice on Hemp Panties. The SEC started an investigation into potential insider trading by Pink Floy

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  2012-12-27 20:58:45

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  every 8 seconds a patient would die. The market was controlled by just a few multi-national conglomerates which were defeated in a denial of service attack by Anonymous.

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  2012-12-27 20:54:46

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  Luckily for the Little People the were small enough to duck out the way. Buzz helped Lightning into the recovery position and cleared his airways before

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  2012-12-27 20:47:12

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  was interrupted by an official that had swallowed his whistle. Every breath by the official was followed by a whistle confusing competitors. Petunia took her eye drops and returned

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  2012-12-27 20:41:07

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  as the endangered western swamp tortoise. The western swamp tortoise population started to recover from the brink of extinction and the food chain of the reptilian population

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  2012-12-27 20:37:12

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  was interrupted when the building caught fire. The pyromaniacs were super excited about the hot and windy day. Flames licked the walls of the church but the smell was more choking

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  2012-12-27 11:47:06

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  Every year the school holds a memorial for the great pea soup flood of 97. The victims were caught in a wave of soup that spilled out of the cafeteria and towards the gym

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  2012-12-27 11:40:22

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  Michele was always too busy examining her massive feet. She'd struggled to get shoes that fit but found a Mexican guy that would make her open toe sandles

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  2012-12-27 11:35:31

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  attach a garden hose to the hole and pipe the streaming blood into a sprinkler. That Emo guy from twilight ran naked under the sprinkler like a

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  2012-12-27 11:31:10

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  got cut off from her mother. It was a brutal moment when just after she was born she was taken away. Placenta had taken many months to grow and learn from the experience

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  2012-12-27 11:23:39

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  cut up their wedding dress after finding the groom in bed their mother. My new life as an abattoir worker was the most life changing event since

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  2012-12-27 11:19:19