Finished Folds (1101—1120)
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7ungry hungry hippos when all the plastic white marbles are lost and have been replaced by ordinary marbles that didn't just quite fit. Arduin pressed the lever causing the
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0Darwin till it was eaten by an even larger salt water crocodile. The crocodile had no problem eating Obama's cat after drowning it in a death roll. The ashes were made from an ear
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6In 1798 a plague of European Wood Boreing Mites invaded the puppets which then spread to the theatre houses and caused horrific damage. Actors would break legs when they fell throu
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2One day I came to realise I was distancing myself from others and it wasn't healthy. That is when I met her and she took me into her world. A world full of flowers and happy bounci
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1Tommy found his leaf shaped car air freshener followed by his gold plated bong the best selling items. Often Tommy would be too distracted by the bats circling above to sell any
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3peacekeeping shotguns. The aliens instead offered us a bubble spaceship which was rather flimsy looking but would help in our quest in search of cocoa beans. The bubble spaceship
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2as I'd lost my pen. I would dip her pigtails into the ink wells and write. I never did find my pen but thankfully I saved money on having to buy a new one.
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1the kitchen bench clean. I showed Julia my expertise at the art of cannibalism when I made her into a cake and baked her in the oven.
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4the optometrist recommended by Aunt Valetta. With my new optometrist I asked about winking lobsters and he said a winking lobster had run off with his wife. Aunt Valetta was right.
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0p called on Skype and realised the volume settings were too low. Corner Cody had been on a working holiday in the UK and with Skype we were able to see his new flat.
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7Eeyore was a double agent and one cold night just disappeared. Years later top secret files revealed it was Piglet that had disposed of Eeyore.
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4The gentleman requested the Claridge's door man to inform the carridge driver to make haste as he needed to be at Wellington Station to depart on the Orient Express at 3 pm sharp
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7it's fleshy pulp leaving its juices dripping down his chin. Some might say Tommy was a savage but his mother just says he's a naughty boy.
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3from the chilli cheese fries with out-of-date mayonnaise I ate before my cheerleading routine. My team spirit was black and smooth like liquid night as it came forth in a surge of
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4a powerful man in the League of Sauces. The Ketchup Alliance was fighting in Somalia when the rebels released mustard gas. Mr Tomato turned to conciliation to resolve the feud
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2to reveal a Russian spy with a poisoned umbrella about to jab a man in the arm. The victim standing in a grey suit did not know what happened but turned around and tried to chase t
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1ms understandable why he & Mrs Claus never had any children of their own. Mrs Claus had asked many times about adopting an unwanted Chinese girl but Santa said the Chinese don't
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4music store. Which was already struggling with sales in the current economic climate. The insurers refused to pay out on 'Acts of God' so Bob was left with a worthless policy and b
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2Blood was seeping through Cindy's bra. She'd been shot in the chest with a 22 calibre rifle. I could not see where the sniper was shooting from but knew my time at the humanitarian
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1he made the brave but rewarding move to come out and became a less angry and frustrated person. He stopped hating himself and taking it out on others. A weight had been lifted and