Finished Folds (241—260)
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6was only a spectre, and yet kept demanding raises knowing no one else wanted to work at Creepy Drive Thru. How could I have known that my themed coffee/covenience really was haunte
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4ng on the lute!...Huh?...oh yeah, I should have told you about the dried beaver meat...Mmmm ok. No, no really, its ok, I have plenty of wipes in the basement...just keep 'em...TY
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6d little octopus that he was, screamed. Then, a magical thing happened. Mr. Hatch felt better. All the angst was gone. Global peace was possible. He asked if he'd light the first
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4yarn about Sunnydale Puppy Farm, gently tapping and packing his pipe. Professor Snoopy looked over his glasses and down his nose. Woodstock flew down from his judge's stand
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3Man, was I sick of the push marketing from Groupon and Living Social! That's when the idea hit me: I would go live in the mountain forests and eat lichen, but first I needed
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3I couldn't quite see how Fluffy the goldfish was getting the rat poison into his bowl. The the out of body experience ended. It all came into sharp focus...IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
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5Just the way she called out to me on every show. "This is (for you) NPR". I, Nathan Presidente Radcliffe, could stand the wait no longer. I will have you, Terri Gross!
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2, thus raising the beast from his netherworld slumber. "Time's up, narcissist!", it's booming voice shaking the scaffolding. "I've come for all of you dying popsters!"
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4haberdashery, where Dashes were made even more dashing em dashes (and tildes even more tilde-y). Tilda the Tilde was left behind, still trying on exclamation point boots.
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2...No! What's this? Run for your lives! It's mouthwa-" And with one gargle, Connie had thwarted the evil plot. Now on to the mundane. Balancing her checkbook, Connie noticed
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4I had my dental license taken away several years ago. Society was not ready for my revolutionary motorized tooth replacements. I bugged whenever I was called Aquafresh and I'd cry
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4were all the new car models. The 2004 Hugme, however, was never released to the public. Could not pass crash standards. Too bad, because its one key feature was floor mats that
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3The Mexican Challlenge Ultra Run was the worst he'd ever done. Dead last. He hadn't trained with border patrol in mind. Nor had he considered that Baja ended in
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8it wasn't that we were all trapped in the aviary, perhaps the wilderness preserve's pickle stand would be doing better business. The stork blamed me, of course, but we knew
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2promised him again the the Chex was in the mail. Then he went into his Special K itchen for a bowl of cereal. His Punflakes were fortified with
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4By sleek water steed, of course, they meant the submarine with the screen windows. When it was dredged from the harbor,
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3struck one, the mouse ran down. Hickory. Dickory.
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2stood for Castration Delivery Officer, which I think might be one of the few occupations for which developing obsessive-compulsive disorder might be justified.
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1easily predicted. We're on friggin' Mercury, for christ's sake! Hey wouldn't it have been funny if Jesus made sake instead of wine, for christ's saké. Anyway, Mercury's so hot
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5feel free to saw off the feet. If rabbit's feet are good luck, Yeti feet must be colossal mojo!" but our spirit guide had already faded into the mist. Or the Myst, as it were. Gone