Finished Folds (261—280)
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4the son of a bitch shot me! No, dude, it's supposed to be a friggin' GAME!
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6near the beach so the could learn to swim together. On that foundation they would build a beach house designed just for conjoined twins: extra wide stairwells, built in love seats,
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2Written on little slips of paper, then on post-it's as time pas'd, were all the secret words from all Password episodes. You couldn't help but read them, "and the password is..."
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1Honey Boo Boo and a box of cotton candy flavored Oreos. Yeah, this was living. Still, my one tru desire never returned
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4he, well Niles would call it dancing, he started in again with the bartender, who he was sure was watering down the drinks. DOOMED BAR was not turning out as cool as
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2Chevy, a really slick marketing tool if they didn't have one. Since I did, I could just sit there, rubbing the tired out of my eyes and
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6Johnny was named after his younger brother, Johnny.
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4Was It wrong to draw breasts on the "Hang In There" kitten poster?
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2I have a hard time distinguishing needs and wants. I needed to prove something to Sherry, so I ate a whole box of brown sugar. Now I am
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36 dozen cans of silly string. It's not REALLY string, so I can't tie her body up as I'd planned. Maybe if I just pretended the Queen's corgi was alive, like in Weekend At Bernies?
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3been all about anyway. Now, if the porcupines return in a later fold, does that mean they've TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME? How cool if someone were waiting there for them like
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8I really wish it wouldn't fall out of my pocket like that. *SIGH* If only I could keep the magic in my pants.
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2that wouldn't come close to removing the hard water stains that ring the bowl. Expensive Art is terrible at cleaning toilets. What you need is the new Bowl Muncher!
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2Gone were the days when a man could just grab the nearest concubine.
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4..in no way justified the means. Those otters didn't need you to crossbow everyone in the cul-de-sac, did they?
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5up, like, "you owe me fifty bucks." And I'm, like, "how drunk WAS I?" And she's, like, "STFU!" And I'm all "that's right! You should be owing ME fifty!" After that, it was all mace
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2head. Of an antelope. If I hold it this way...hey, look, I was hoping you wouldn't call me on the antelope bluff...so let's just turn around and act like it didn't happen, ok?
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3account. However, a clerical error caused the $ to be taken from Mitt Romney's Cayman Island account. Suddenly, Russell Simmons found himself battling Mormon ninjas
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4trampolines. Why did so many fat ladies have them? Tom Cruise was ok, since this was easier on his knees than Oprah's couch. Travolta wouldn't stop laughing, and Robert Pattinson
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2The Clown was a terrible name", said the catcher, Steven Wright, "now let's play some ball." Now the batter smiled, "that's what she said" and then struck out.