Finished Folds (281—300)
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6you? Why this place? Why you no love me? Why do birds sing so gay? I had too many questions and few answers. Finding the answers would take patience, weapons, a clown car, and
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4Had they figured out how to talk to women? Could they fry food without splattering oil everywhere? OMG, the possibilities were endless. I would convince these aliens to appear on
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5should be enough to bring forth the storm of the apocalypse, a twister so violent and strong that it travels the entire planet in one night. Twinkies, white goo of DOOM!
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3Utah. The state had an unusual pull on my heart. Perhaps "Sister Wives" had an effect on me that I wasn't aware of. Or maybe that's where all dead platypi need to go.
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4open my mouth. Then it was all for naught? No way, Josė! And Josė the clown finally had the retribution that he'd always wanted, but was it what he needed?
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4Their brains were polished couch potatoes, so the androids knew a thing or two about tubers. Their butts being in such close proximity, it was difficult to do something about the
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5find a couch potato and polish it. Dodo's are suckers for chromey stuff. Distract the dodo. Then, throw the net over it and take it to Monte Carlo, cuz a dodo in M Carlo is cool.
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2the way the adoring crowds looked at her. Maybe she should change into this other bathing suit? Think the crowd looking through the glass would mind? She slipped off the bikini bot
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5If the Internet was denim, then message boards were Harris tweed. Chamois was for
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5left for a tour at sea with the Merchant Marines. Ahhhh, the sea. It was beautiful, but even 3 months in, he still missed Mr. Rogers. Ahhhh, the sweaters
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5That would probably kill two birds with one stone, but the bird in the hand is worth the two in the bush. That's why I've been beating around the bush. The bush is very dusty.
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3hors d'oeuvres scattered on the floor! You slobs! Is this how you treat me after the free room and board your mother and I provide? Don't give us that "I'm three!" BS! It's time
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6, hell the pepper steak is also shrimp drowned in mayo. Bigby the food inspector was hardly concerned with Chinese food authenticity. Big by was worried about smuggled
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5They are run over by snow boarders as they chase their kids screaming "don't forget to wear your helmet!" The mother's wails are often picked up by passing alien
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3sniff the swiff and pass it to the Hoff. The Hoff packed it and lit up. David Hasselhoff was a Swiffer Duster junkie. He had long had problem with cleaning products, starting with
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5A troll, a mole, and Dave Grohl walk into a Chinese restaurant. They sit at separate tables and each orders 5 courses. Who ordered the chicken fingers?
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1Of course, the one that suggested wishing for something fun to do Friday night got a LIKE, but was still useless. What if I went on local cable and asked what I should wish for?
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3Then totally wished I hadn't said that IN the garage. Those manly men there always laughed at my fear of tools. Or maybe it was the lederhosen.
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5spelled 'their' instead of 'they're' and 'to' instead of 'too'. And I did it in the same memo! How dumb is that? My dumbassiness knows no bounds. Then there was the time when
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2it startled me. I banged my head as I jumped, dumping my bang-bang shrimp and banging into the gong as ran from the place, banging into the gang-banger who popped me. BANG!