Finished Folds (561—580)
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2coughed when the doctor told me to turn my head. This clinical trial of self-warming stethoscopes was getting boring, but it paid well. I had plenty of $ for yellowfish balls
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3but the cardboard cutout of herself crumbled in the sea mist before they even left port. "Hmm...something is not quite right here", said Lt. Digger Dixon, "Laverne looks especially
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1blows. I get so dizzy trying to Double Reading Rainbow. I think I might be sick." and he vomited all over the library. The perfect original set of Encyclopedia Britanica was ruined
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4except by the time he returned all of the donkeys had been set free. He had got thrown in jail for nothing. Without his daily livestock fix, the limericks just wouldn't come
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4is why he spent all day working on the seat belts in his car, if only he could adjust the pretensioner screw just another quarter turn, he would get into the Guinness book
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1insurance agency, where lawyers were lined up like some FEMA disaster aid kiosk. Lawyers ready for the first feint of fainting from the rancid
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4that goes out when you least expect it. Flavor Flav knew what time it was, so he told Biden, who couldn't seem to comprehend what the tongs were for. But at least it was on youtube
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3Little Timmy raised his hand, "Mrs. Duffy, I don't think that sentence has all the letters of the alphabet in it" Mrs. Duffy had once again failed to connect with her students
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4Gunter glieben glauben globen.
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3ank up the room. Really, Sally should clean herself more regularly. She stinks so much the watervfalls around her in the shower. She smells so bad,
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2I don't give a flab about the flab-er-gab
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4my fanny pack was also an airbag. Unfortunately, the concussive force of the airbag shattered the ceramic bowl and I was sent sprawling into the tiny, wet shards.
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3I couldn't wait for opening day at my delicatessen, "Tounge in Cheek"
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2skim some money from the fundraiser, we could affird some more investigators, or maybe a clone or two. Then I'd be off for South Beach" That was the last time I'll ever wear lamé
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5John Hancock. Suddenly, i was naked in front of my seventh grade English class. Then, Tony the Tiger appeared to do a commercial with a bunch of kids that he would've rather eaten
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2Oprah wanted a little wine. Luthor, Moriarty, and Dr No opted for the whine. Wow, this is terrible! Why am I continuing to finish this fold?
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5struggled to make plain to the emmaciated fledgling fistacuf afficionado. Filling the phillistine phyllo with a very assertive almond was the best way to waylay the forlorn
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1and "Would you like fries with that?" i know he didn't realize I had been held hostage in a McDonald's drive thru, but that didn't keep me from shooting him after i took hold of
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2never wearing heels? Really? This is the plight of the razor assembling worker in this climate? Have we, at long last, left no sense of decency? Short people got no reason to
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2The bats squeaking reminded her of laughter and seemed out of place in the dark, quiet abbey. The thick clunk of the door as it closed chilled her further. Then her cel phone rang