Finished Folds (781—800)
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3In the tall grass and weeds, deciding in the end that a back door job would suffice. I opened the rounded
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0, but most of the time, I fill the room with acid" Then he pushed him down and read dirty limericks to him. That's when the yo-yo army began repelling down the candyland rock cliff
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3lava, which had its own shortcomings, like non-squishiness and slow cooling. I would hardly ever stick my privates in there. Lilac and green unicorns surrounded me as I jerked
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1Yet Tink knew that Fou-F ou wasn't happy still. With all the Obama results, everyone thought that Oberon would just lay off. But Fou-Fou recogized that he was just trying to get in
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1Weird that he had planned the tablecloth without the actual table. Great for the footsie, terrible for the appetizers. Why couldn't his dates be more like Spanky's?
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1bust of Lady Gaga!" "make it out of teflon and you've got yourself a deal", said someone ib back. It was Pants McGullwing. Yes, THOSE McGullwings. The ones with the giant
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5tightens his ass, making the whistling so high pitched that glass shatters. This is why they are sometimes called ass glassers. The females can hear this mating call from deep in
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1rs eyes as they watched the scene. Of course, in my delusional state I was already sun burned 3 times over. Yet i saw nothing but pasty whiteness. I kept my watch on the penguins.
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2wear leotards in the parade. You see, fish matter less when you've got Glenn Beck on your side. OMG, I just love his hair! And his glasses! And his cute
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2He still hadn't figured out how to work the DVR. Then, Chris remembered something. He had that vial labelled "in case of emergency". Chris cracked open the vial, poured it into
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2dish rag and wiped the stemware dry. Chuckles McFlabbimutter could never leave a mess behind and this kitchen was no exception. He placed the dishes in the carrier and zipped
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4went back to work counting the widgets. See, you'd smoke roach heads too if you were a widget counter. After all these years, he still had dreams of donning a blonde wig and
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3started to glow. His eyes and his face turned fierce. The wet suit began to change shape. Vernon Reid started shredding
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5was dying his hair. Slumped the way he was, Jughead could see Archie's silver roots. "Bastard was such a fake", he screamed at Veronica, "Look at him! See him for what he really
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1the office park. Sure, Dr. Wannatokgut was in building #3 on the south end, but the Segway was on the fritz, and stuttering Bob just didn't have the will
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5I have the most unbelievable rash.
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1taking the old mat with him. He couldn't help but paraphrase, "what's got no arms, no legs, and wears a grass skirt?" He smiled. My mat. He hugged it tighter.
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3the guy in the flak jacket. Where the heck did he come from? He was eating a bag of Doritos. He through down the bag and shouted, "a sleeper hold? Really? That all you got?
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2became moot as the magma from the volcano covered his body. "That's the last time I go out without a jacket", he thought glumly. Indeed.
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2it killed them.