Finished Folds (881—900)
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8"I haven't finished with you yet", said the rag to the furniture polish, in that titilating kind of way that only fabric can.
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3Like a newly minted mint, Winter Greene felt refreshed as the peppermint veil lifted from his tortured soul. Junior noticed the difference, if only in the way his comatose eyes
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3Non-verbal ashtray lover-collector. You make-force me to write-emote so many hyphenated compund words-thoughts-parenthetcals that I
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2As it was, I would have to be content waving at the thing with my medium-sized & particularly unkempt toenails. Hope no one sees me like this.
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1iIn lip sync. Well, maybe if Gaga herself did it. He fanticised about a duet for a few seconds and smiled. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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2I set that as my life's goal: to amass such a personal fortune that I would have my own Koala preserve with an observation station. Hot and cold Koala sex. This time I would win.
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2Then Nanny went into the kitchen removed her outer shell to reveal her cosmic goat appearance. Her glowing goatee pulsed her joy at her feat with the little one. A quick pulse
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49, which was known as the "Get Smart" sector. No one was sure why. It was at that point that all hell broke loose. The largest of the scrood
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1Polly wanna cracker? Polly? FOR THE LAST TIME
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6Then I realized that he was battling narcolepsy, the nodding serving only to jolt the poor boy awake again. This new information freked me out and I started to sob. The boy
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5hunchbacked. Not a great combination when they always lined up by height. She wanted to be noticed for her hair, but was forever forced to show off for those in queue behind
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6Scanning the horizon, no robot wolves appeared to have followed him. Grabbing his bass, Peter Tork boarded the last train to Clarksville and
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2more ice carvings, hoping to keep the smell down. The command of this cruise ship was not going to be taken away from him. Not again. Not this time.
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0of their moorings and the small children were dragged back into reality, the fragility of their young bodies becoming all too clear. it was going to be a weird Christmas.
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1i needed a shower and tried to bring the blood-stained gentleman with me. He then morphed into one of those wax-covered string toys also known as
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3and the pain came rushing back like a broken down dam. She splashed bleach on the shirt and set her husband on fire. No amount of line dancing, even if it was on "Dancing with the
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0if it was OK for vampires to snack on zombies. Embarrassed, his father started hemming and hawing about
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6thimble. It was a darned shame they treated Tinkerbell like that. But she was kinda hot. It was hard to stop thinking about what she might do with those wings. Ohhhhhhhh
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1tired easily, often remaining in bed for the entire holiday. But Frank was going to keep their secret. He was the one vinyl-gloved crusader that could be counted on.
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3the old theme from the Meow Mix commercial. "Meow-meow-meow-meow" Wasn't so great without the tune. No matter, for he felt better now. He began fist-pumping wildly.