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slowly pointed the gun towards Caroline's face. "No baby, " his voice changed in a way that could mean only one thing " we've done enough evil to them. Time to pay our dues." -
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my perfectly tanned but poorly dressed friends?" Shortly afterwards, for the very first time in history, an Englishman was served the now famous hawaiian ham and pineapple pizza.
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I glimpsed at the dead man's face and realized he was smiling. Was he smiling a minute ago? Is my entire arm really up this guy's ass? Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
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managed to take all her clothes off, except the thong, despite the cramped nature of her brick prison. Sister Nubbins was determined to drive Mother Superior crazy. The small slot
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Labrador Retriever.They picked up the tempo on "He's got the whole world in his hands" and English Bulldogs' heads started popping smearing English Bulldog brain all over the place
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the machine started making an unusual noise. Dddd Gggg Bzzzt the noise got louder. "What's that, darling?" I couldn't make out what she was saying. And then I smelled burning flesh
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This was the worst downpour in decades, yet the gale and thunder could not silence the creaking sound of the rope tucking Spencer's throat. The gang leader had finally been hanged.
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-Warren's pocket dictionary of Nacaal and asked politely: "What does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?". My wife gave out a moan. The sound of Nacaal vowels always
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by how her melodic voice sounded when she screamed and called for help. Almost as if she was singing. Melissa's body gave in to the bee poison quickly. The singing stopped. She was
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The smile left Madame X's face and Fred began to realise she does not wish to hide her disappointment anymore. 'Mr... Fred? Is it? You do understand you don't leave my casino with
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Actually, they say that it's impossible to keep your New Years resolutions. Let me rephrase then. I will NOT learn Hungarian. I will never jog, ever. And I will eat all the tuna I
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He looked at her lovingly with a tender smile forming under his thick, black moustache. "Come now dear, let us not turn this rape into murder, shall we?"
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began to believe I might have a slim chance to get out of this horrid gibbon-jungle alive. That's when I saw the first of the uber-spiders... It was hanging there, just 10ft away
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which meant the eating contest was over and the butt-kicking contest was back! I launched an entire sausage plate into the Troll's face while unsheathing my sword. The Paladins al
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My Mang-o-Matic finally worked! We were both wearing japanese school girl uniforms! I started running around shouting "Gurētosukotto!", which is japanese for "Great Scott"
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Omega Supreme, Cream Cookies, Bookies, Geezers and Ice Cream Freezers. Not sure why the rat smiled and let the verbal joust last. And boy oh boy last it did! When the woman finally
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She was already showing clear signs of madness. My therapist, the one who had decided to get rich while "helping" me began to devour her own consciousness... and It was I who
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to resolve the matter in a peaceful and diplomatic manor. I was doomed to be the 5th millenium terrorist. I chose The Church of the Hipster, or Starbucks as they called it in 2012
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from her journey you might be tempted to use the open Vortex to follow and rescue her. Don't. The child needs to find her own way back home, otherwise she will turn into something
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"Yes, sir it does. Guild rules - no women, no children. This is not a semantic issue, sir. I could lose my license you know. Any chance we can keep it clean? Keep it