Finished Folds (21—40)
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4hamburger patty. I smelled like a pickle--gosh darn it, I was a pickle! I wasn't even a nicely sliced pickle, I was an ugly, chunky beast now smothered in condiments. Woe is m
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3Her eyes were clearly had anger management issues as they continued to assault me physically. Her cornea violently strangled me, leaving me breathless and utterly traumatized.
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4took one look at our nudeness before dropping her trench coat. The old woman was butt-naked as well! We jumped up and down in nude glee, unashamedly without umbrellas.
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3I observed her from my corner in Santa's workshop. Breia seemed to sense I was watching her and her eyes abruptly met mine. I blanched as she grinned with very non-Elf like teeth,
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6Mourners sprinkled packing peanuts over my corpse, wanting to wish me safe delivery to the afterlife. Mother asked Death for express shipping and Death obliged for 10 dollars more.
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5I thrust the bagel into the toaster, knowing full well it wasn't going to fit. I didn't care,I wasn't going to let mainstream media tell me how to toast my bread,to hell with them!
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8I ended the first fold with a flourish, a trollish grin on my face. Ha! How would the second folder continue? I thought with glee, clacking my twenty inch toenails on my dog.
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4Tinfoil knew what it had to do.It was not going to be easy,nor would it live to tell the tale.It was what was best for humanity. Tinfoil threw itself into a fire, without a sound.
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3"Mercy?" the creatures sneered, baring yellow-stained teeth, "After you called us foul, degenerate aliens? I think not!" The human cowered, his whimpers morphing into ugly sobs.
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3"ARRGH!" I flung my briefcase to the parquet floor, leaving an impressive crack behind. No, this would not do. I could no longer pretend to be a human man. I began to unzip my mask
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0Have they traveled the world & seven seas?it appears everybody's looking for something! Some of them want to use you, but some of them want to get used by you. "Hold your head up."
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7They were protesting more than just robot prejudice but also the return of the Gilroy garlic fries.The humans always got what they wanted. Robots agreed:the McRib deserved it more.
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7figured out how to shut up bratty children that wouldn't listen to their parents. In fact, robots were the new zaddies and mamas of the world, there was simply no need for human pa
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4The funny thing was, I was deathly afraid of heights so the high wire was probably not my circus calling. And to top it all off, my leotard was riding up my buttcrack. After hoppi
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4-wrenching sound of a saw being dragged along the floor. I took in my surroundings noting immediately with wild panic that I was on a metal table, and the music hadn't stopped play
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5sobbed aloud at the thought of them perishing in the cold. It was a terrible thing, to die with not a single living witness. Who would remember your last dying breath?
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6I slipped the plastic bag over my head, careful to leave a breathable hole. I proceeded to put my legs through the bag's handles before admiring my new waterproof undies. Fabulous!
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3This was going to be quite the task. Especially as I, the kool-aid man, purely detested lemonade to its very core. Who willingly drank the stuff? I thought back to the Tang monkey
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3Sally kept her horrendous cat mug that was honestly just begging to be pissed in. But today this was all going to change. I was going to warm a fat load of kimchi in the microwave
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6p of pickle juice before flitting into the room. Penske smiled devilishly, beckoning him forward. Frank suddenly found his body was being violently inhaled into the man's nose.