Finished Folds (21—40)
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2elephant, the kind no one liked to talk about. She must have known he was petrified of tiny elephants. She must have gotten one just for this purpose. Indignantly,
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2the sewers, and she barely had time to wonder what that meant about her brain damage before he
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1north, toward the Land of the Call. Barry the Mercenary Canary didn't know just what the Call was, but he had his contract, and he wasn't about to
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3exclaimed, towering over me with her eight tentacle-like arms. She lashed out at me and I rolled over at the last moment; I scrambled to my feet, pushed over a clown and ran for
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5was there for the food and didn't actually care about ice skating. He was even quoted as calling it "too prancy" for his tastes. I never did find my skate. Someone must have
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2grew beautifully, never knowing about their mother's illness. However, they were brought to a horrifying end when they were picked and eaten by
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3pig searching through the dust. My dad was a strange man. I shook away from the hot-mailman-covered-in-oil reverie (with some reluctance) and told her to
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2I didn't have a baseball, and your heart was right there, so I took a knife
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2scream bloody murder; urine is the last thing you should use to saturate an open wound. The Golden Shower (Asparagus Variety) is to be delivered to my door, and when it gets there
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2Israel. That trip had been a disaster, and he had nearly thrown her out of a three-story window, but she'd begun the BJ just in time. Now he looked about ready to murder a cow, so
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2my cheek. I pushed myself unsteadily from the floor, but she stepped on my chest, forcing me back down. "I'd never take such an insult from you!" she exclaimed, before
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1their life; this left me with no life skills whatsoever. After I sent the bananas, I hitchhiked to Portland, the only place in the world where
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2he hadn't realized he'd had children. "Is that what those are?" he interrupted. She hotheadedly continued her rant about how lazy he was, but no matter what she said
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2named himself "The Fantastic Robert"; it would have been less conspicuous. He made do with the Warsaw school, keeping an eye out for
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3missed out on such a huge opportunity - horse glue was the new thing! I immediately leapt to Papa and begged him to let me into the business while the going was still good. He
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5the band itself. It took a while for the teenagers to realize they were in mortal danger; when they did, the stadium erupted into chaos; when the troops finally reached Air Supply,
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3My skin was deathly green by this point and I grabbed the offender, screaming, "Don't you dare talk about Culkin or whoever it was! They have no talent! I have talent!" Then I
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3it melted. Those elves were good at making mini flame throwers, I decided. He seemed pretty dead so I threw him to the ground, pleased with his silence, and continued
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3that wouldn't work. Perhaps if I put a lighter up to my fart; that should do the trick. I prepared myself for expulsion from the muck, lit my lighter, and
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3dripping with oil. "Was I not supposed to drink that?" I pushed myself up from the ground, now covered in spilled oil, and cried out, "No! Oil is not for