Finished Folds (61—80)
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2nighties, and men, too. Wear nighties, that is. Women do wear men occasionally, but that's an entirely different topic. He takes the nighty to the
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2Superman or Spiderman. Iron Man was forced into the same tertiary category as Batman, who had been there so long he'd made a little house for himself out of his Bat Cape. Iron Man
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3do any weird stupid stunts on camera just for some free burgers. He decided to never eat at Fry Guys again, just because of their strange behavior toward their customers. When
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2at all. We'd been teasing her since she was about three and we were about twenty-seven, and we were only just beginning to realize she was getting traumatized by this. She was
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2was something completely different - high ropes in Beauty and the Beast? Taking off their clothes? The actors must have been putting on some kind of trick performance, or else
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5around, and surreptitiously took off the offending shoes. I left them with some homeless person on the side of the road; I liked going barefoot anyway, and looked more like a
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2shirt, but I didn't seem to be able to find it. I just grabbed Peter's shadow by the hand and told it that if it ever left, I'd rip its
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4we're married or anything." He chuckled nervously, and eyed Mrs. Dowd's expression. "Er, not that I wouldn't mind being married to you. That is, um... can I just use the soap?"
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0they always talk in this really weird, biased way. I don't know what it is about them specifically, I just hate Jersey people. I saw one the other day, and it took all I had to
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5He said some cooing, soothing words over the line as he traced her call. He knew it was an improper use of emergency equipment, but he felt he needed to send her some
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4look away; it was a physical ailment, having to watch the Shadow dance. And it wasn't even a particularly good dancer. Luckily, someone managed to
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4all those years ago - it was strange, really, how nutmeg could bring two people together. He had been in the spice aisle of the grocery store, and she
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1I went through the door - what did I have to lose? - and discovered that on the other side was a path to the Myst universe, which was abnormally strange because
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2rose his bread with the wrong sort of yeast. I looked up Ed Stuvik on Google to discover his address, then grabbed my spy gear and rushed
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4"Don't give someone an inch of paper," which made sense because that seemed like an awfully stupid gift, but now I understood the true meaning; I would need to take my lactose
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3He practiced the strawberry dance every day, preparing for the Strawberry Queen Pageant. His used-to-be in-the-closet fetish was now going to be center stage, and he couldn't
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5something was off. He veered off the street, headed toward the retriever olympics, and finally realized that his car's brakes were out. The bad guys were off his trail, but he was
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4Finland, where she'd heard figgs had originated. She packed a huge backpack, shouldered it, and set out on foot. What she didn't know was that
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3she had with tortillas. I shook my head and grabbed out my own lipstick, then ran off.
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3He went home and relaxed in his chair, pleased that he'd walked out on that prime opportunity and no one will be talking. The world was mute anyway, after that debacle in the rain.