Finished Folds (41—60)
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5Aunt Criminy loved folding socks. Her advice was usually about socks. "Don't bother with sports, honey," she concluded. "All they
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4woman, causing a cacaphony of terrified screams to erupt around him. The police were called and people ran everywhere, but the butcher just kept hacking at her,
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3giving was their best chance at victory. The candles went out like unmanned spy planes, appearing in bathrooms across the country. What they didn't anticipate
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0counties to win over, and no laws to argue about. He breakdanced ferociously to the music, feeling younger than he ever had since he joined the Senate, until
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4delicious, but food aside, I had just told her I was a girl. I knew this path couldn't end well, but I couldn't bring myself to tell her the truth; I stared at my food as she
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3she said unconvincingly, as the wannabe comedian finished his act. He read her tone and sighed; she was the third person to turn him down this week. He said "Thanks," grabbed
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1relieved; I had just walked through a portal. I grabbed his portal gun and, despite his complaints, replaced the blue portal on a different wall and succesfully walked through
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7did nothing because I was already loaded with all the Evil Assignments I could find. I shrugged and the rest of my night went well, especially when I drank this girl's blood who
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5get all those racquetballs off the east garden; they were quite useless when Bedazzled anyway. The workers were uncomfortable rubbing sauce on the buttock-esque hills, so they
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3He knew it ever since he'd hit it with the spray can long ago. He tripped over himself as he scurried away from the mighty Kodiak, who
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4I shook my head. "No one. I don't think so..." I blinked, teary-eyed. "I'm sorry, it's just hard for me to..." "I understand," he said, and took a bite. "Your brother was very
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3shouting, "HOW DARE YOU MENTION AVATAR IN FRONT OF ME!" I cowered from his knife and sputtered, "I'm sorry, I forgot you hate that movie - um - let's go see Titanic?" I realized my
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0shouted the texas ranger, in the same manner as that guy from 300 who shouted SPARTAAA! only without the 'this is' part.
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6"I'll never tell you! The Crystal Coconut is an ancient cultural artifact!" Dixie Kong cried out, and Klump gave her another shock. "You'll tell me or
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4The leader shrugged and responded, "Those bodies will turn up eventually," and continued playing boggle. "Okay, how many words did you get?"
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3"I want a burger and fries!" the Burger Commando officer shouted, and the recruits responded, "Right away SIR!" before marching in line and brandishing a ketchup gun.
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7was Groid Buttenberg. It sounded pretty clean to him. He took his new name and practiced his signature; however, he did so with spraypaint on the sides of old buildings, so
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2Sarah Palin, who didn't know what to do with a Freeman-ass-stained submission. Her maid, however, framed it like it ought to be, and sold it for
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3watched Seinfeld profusely on his granny smith iPod. When he was on the subway, someone stole his iPod, so he ripped off his shirt to reveal a Wu-Tang Clan tattoo. His glasses
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4The Chandler. However, the Nobel committee totally shot down my proposal of the Chandler award, so I took my Chocolate Quasimodo bust and