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in his german accent "you idiot, zee sings in dis world become ultra-real when they has been bought or zold at least 3 times. Props in my film must look like advertisements for -
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In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed the cassette tape. It turns out that on these early tapes they recorded their startling company manifesto on an extra track. The
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"How many copies of my record will I have to sell to actually make money?" "Oh you're still hung up on money? I though you were an artist."
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'This might seem obvious, but it's important, son. I don't want you ever shooting me in the leg again. It's very painful for me, and no, I'm not going to raise my voice, but if you
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desk. I'd never tasted "Black Hole" punch. It was a drink the cubical wife must have made herself; the label which was hand written read, "Baby, this will make your insides boil."
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less connected than he already was to everyday life. Another thing he hated about elevators, was traveling while standing still. Things were always changing around
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"There will be many, with whom, to compare your failings , but none to compare your successes, because of this fact, it will be hard to determine which is which." Then I left Kinko
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er her breath she muttered "I could have married a real scientist." "What did you say!", he replied, still naked from the waste down. "Nothing, just keep the constants from being c
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time for the buying while Afghan children are dying, It's the crap-crappiest seasooooon...of the yeeear." And that was the last thing I remembered saying before I blacked out.
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lonial society which hired the cowboys in the first place. "Everybody's talkin' at me, I don't hear word they're sayin', just the echos in my mind" intoned the man in white.
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Siggy didn't like wet T-Shirt contests, he liked walks with his auntie, and mint julip on Sudays after Church. Sitting there on the Cruise ship, Siggy decided he would politely
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Cloned Jesus (Beiber) and Hanks (the cloning scientist) struggle to publish the genome of Christ on the internet. The internet is revealed to be the earthly incarnation of Satan.
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to restore the emotional toxicity level necessary for society to function under the current system. Shitting his pants at the DMV was a viable option; selling life insurance to
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the doctor stabbed me with the syringe I gave him, and I exited into the place I like to call San Bernardino in my mind. Every car is primed grey in this world of chaos, waiting
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children while they slept so that they wouldn't want to come over and play with her son's WII. Only, Janet's boyfriend didn't want to play the WII, he just wanted to slap her aroun
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it doesn't like to talk much, it fancies a nice rub on the cortex, it juggles home life and recreation, it enjoys a companion for the holidays but prefers a solitary existence most
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money back guarantee, (this guarantee does not cover the battery or the hydrogenating pellet replacements). Before I used this product, I just used to throw my feces down the drain
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was an accidental ignition while the deck hands were performing routine maintenance.
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"World in flux, Disney bucks, progress, luck, pain, Herman Cain, possible futures for potential clients, a new generation of Koby Bryants, doctor, doctor, I'm headed in the wrong
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That's when I took up Performance Art. Because everything that I do as me, in the context of art, is totally original and not reproducible....it's not saleable either. That didn't