Finished Folds (1—20)
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3been married several times before and had a previous wife who did not tolerate the never-ending coffee cycle. I prepared a cup of tea and then another and another, slowly filling
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2I decided to skip class, since possession was not of my interest. Instead I hit Home and House Decor and Design, where I met up with Bill the Boy and we set about making our
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1therefore the germ army will one day take over. The Gods will be overthrown, and their decision to replace petite pois with plastic will be once again forgotten, leaving my kids to
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4It came so early that my family missed it. For a moment, I thought I would forget what snow tasted like. Luckily we kept a bag of it in our freezer. When the chickens began hopping
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3pulling out the majority of my teeth, I ordered another soup. The piano stopped playing and turned to face me. Little did I know, that was the last breath I would take.
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4passing out one by one in the summer heat, and all the colours collided to make a repulsive brown which smothered everything in sight. I guess that's my day in a nutshell.
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3really offended me. I had never appreciated punk as genre anyway. I climbed back onto my donkey, and we took off, flying high above the rooftops before colliding with a plane.
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5extra finger he had grown. It was a peculiar phenomenon, one of which was left unanswered. Feeling uneasy, he placed each pinecone on his dresser, his thoughts drifted towards
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3every time the sky flashes purple. The colour overwhelms him with a feeling of exhaustion, and it is hard enough to keep his eyes open. He couldn't remember his name and leant on
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3how many sit-ups they could manage in one workout. The answer was mumbled between sips of coffee, and the barista proceeded to get her guns out, tiptoeing as she did so, leaving
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5Polly, unfortunately, still had her feet cemented into the pavement, and to join Jack, she would have to be severed at the ankles. Jail was no longer an option, instead they
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1as hell. His father plucked the white feathers from pigeons and charged people gold for them. Or, you could choose to trade a valuable item. My own family had been forced to give a
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3weapon to attack the neighbours with. Anger riled up between the two houses and Finn brought it upon himself to resolve the situation, grabbing several forks, he
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3hands can no longer grip onto the rails surrounding the cliffside, resulting in coastal deaths tripling. In fact, this became such a problem, that the government intervened by
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4plant next to the TV. It was at this moment he realised he was in love with leaves. The receiver fell from his hand and he slowly made his way towards the plant, offering it some
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2a bowl of peaches, for your eyes can deceive you. School lunches lack nutrition, but provide riveting talking points, which leads me on to inform you of the recent changes to the
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3colouring in the flowers on my neighbour's front porch. A low humming came from behind me, and I felt my hair float towards it. As I turned, I feasted my eyes upon the glorious
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4without wearing any clothes. They felt liberated, and soon the craze had flooded the nation. This resulted in the closure of many restaurants. The only possible solution to this
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3Instead, he found himself at the local park, and after feasting on a ginger family, set his eyes upon empty all of the local bins before sunrise. The only thing in his way was
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4party guests to all be rats. However, this would involve a painful procedure to decrease her height and body mass to a rodent's. She shook her head, her hair falling onto the