Finished Folds (21—26)
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3small spanners that tumbled theatrically down her cheeks, "I just can't stay on top of my vitamin intake," This was absolutely ludicrous, I grabbed my golf balls and vanished.
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2decent chat radio discussing the best herbs to compliment a broccoli soup, however I could no longer afford the batteries which kept my ears working, instead I decided that
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4confidence, and pray that with every step you take, your neck will shrink a centimetre or two. Do not wish too hard, or you will find yourself but a mere speck, and this
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5realised that tattooed upon my own knuckles were the initials G O D. With this realisation, I had had enough with the universe, and after eating it, I decided to
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4that we only came out to buy baked-beans. As we were chased down the street by the clerk, who was in fact a toad, we ended up coming face-to-face with
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7Unfortunately I cannot squeeze into a feline prison, and it is how today became the hardest of goodbyes. As the shackles were put around her paws, I bowed my head and combusted.