He also flushed the the dismembered parts
He also flushed the the dismembered parts of his victims down the toilet.2
Charles realized that telling his children horror stories probably wasn't the best idea, so he sent them to a psychotherapist to undo the damage he had caused. Unfortunately, the p7
plan backfired because the psychotherapist was Pennywise the Clown in disguise. Dr. Pennywise sat the children down & got out his collection of scary dolls so they could role play.5
The kids excitedly grabbed the toys, unaware of the imminent danger they were in. Dr. Pennywise grinned largely at them, flashing his sharpened, pointy, teeth.4
"Play with the..." taking a second to take in his surroundings, "toys children, before running before the3
oncoming train." The so-called 'toys' were actually loaded guns, set bear traps, jars of corrosive chemicals and other dangerous items. He wanted to be the world's worst babysitter5
And almost won the contest. He made a career out of selling toys to cats instead of humans. In fact, he grew a beautiful fur coat, black whiskers and became my cat. It was all best1
-iality I could stand. Plus, cats don't use money to pay for things, they use dead vermin, and my house was now full of the odors of my cat's business success. I had to move5
the bodies of mice aside with a snow shovel just to get to the front door, until one day I came home to find police cars. My affluent cat had been arrested.. for flea-collar crime.6
Unfortunately I cannot squeeze into a feline prison, and it is how today became the hardest of goodbyes. As the shackles were put around her paws, I bowed my head and combusted.7
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Woab Oct 18 2016 @ 10:55
A flea collar crime? Bearshoes, that's da flea bomb!
bearshoes84 Oct 19 2016 @ 22:32
Just a little something I came up with in my flea time!
SlimWhitman Oct 31 2016 @ 09:59
Sounds sort of like Dimitri the Cat... http://foldingstory.com/scxwc/