Finished Folds (41—60)
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3without his permission, and he could no longer tolerate it. It was time to take command, and once he had the elevators under control, the next step would be
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2k a can of coke and sprayed it in everybody's faces to get them out of their stupor. Disappointed and sticky, the crowd began to disperse. He was the only one left when the package
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4Without a single thought of the consequences, I pushed the barrel over the cliff. The precious cargo would likely be never seen again. Timothy took my hand and
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4Somebody started handing out vuvuzelas, and he was killed instantly. The band only played harder when the pyrotechnics caught their drummer on fire. A thousand tiny cowboys entered
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1It all started when I awoke in a cheep hotel room in Pakistan. It was 11 o'clock at night, and the only thing I could think of was the posse of clowns stuck in the mini fridge.
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1he had gotten the implants from a tent sale at the Salvation Army store, and at those savings, who could resist? So yeah, go ahead and call them "Tits" if you want, but
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6were really really scary. Their black talons tore through his fragile frame like a bowling ball through a giant vat of espresso flavored pudding. When the feathers settled, nothing
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1I think those crows might of taken all of my pretzels." A few minutes later, we had made our way to the local chemist/deli, where he ordered us a couple rounds of irradiated
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4It was the best of times, but actually it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, but really everyone was just an idiot.
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5an international escapade of unearthly proportions just to get that diamond. And now, it was gone forever. I swore then that I would one day take my revenge on the laser mice.
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0manatee parade, but instead of going around like a sane car, it decided to cover itself in blubber and attached plastic fins to itself as a manatee disguise and join the festival.
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4forced to dip thousands of gnomes in polyethylene and sell them to housewives all across America. Trolls are just too creeped out by American lawns now, so most of them have moved
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4pungent enough to attract a colony of Brazilian fire ants. The ants swarmed around me and ate my flesh all the way to the bone. And that is how I became an undead skeleton! THE END
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6immediately broke into tears. She tried to calm me down, but I just wouldn't have it. At long last she gave up and continued to turn my pillow over for the rest of the night.
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5make them go away by loudly pretending to have explosive diarrhea. The chumps. The on-flight movie was going to start soon though, so I sat the corpse up on the toilet and
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5wore off as soon as she left though, so it really wasn't that big of a deal after all. "How 'bout we hop on over to the pub and have ourselves a pint, eh?"
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4were also the crowd favorite, which means a lot in a stadium where firearms aren't prohibited. The competing team desperately got out a giant fan and tried to blow the smoke away.
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6"Oh." he replied. A little embarrassed, J-Man turned and quickly waddled away. He intended to visit the local library to brush up on his poker vernacular, but the sign outside
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3"Because you keep stabbing us with pointy sticks!" shouted one of them, as he lunged forward and tried to tie him up in a coil of barbed wire.
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5I started to try to make a quick getaway to the old abandoned hedge maze outside. I knew that if I could make it to the center, I would be able to plea to the Minotaur for help.