Finished Folds (21—40)

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  that allowed me to produce my own hoagie from my sleeve. I sloshed a perfect cubic decimeter of mayonnaise on it. The holy man looked on in awe, his fragile ego waving in the wind.

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  remained intact. It was a false alarm. The most of the crows in the vicious murder had broken their necks and/or bodies when they impacted with the window. Trump looked on, smiling

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  2011-12-02 09:53:00

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  slightly baby flavored. This is truly the way Coke should be. I take my baby out of the Coke and give it to mother to deal with.

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  2011-12-02 09:49:20

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  It was the beginning of the Everlasting Ice Age. For over ten years the snow fell, and not a flake of it ever melted. It was majestic in it's devastation. None but the strongest

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  2011-11-30 23:56:31

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  days, it doesn't ask questions unless you ask it to, it brings home the bacon, it gives everyone an equal round of applause, it cannot comprehend hatred, it has a taste for light

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  2011-11-30 23:46:07

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  corpse and devoured it whole.The student's looked on in horror, as the blue faced one transformed into a hideous blue-ish version of their mutilated teacher. "I will be your

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  2011-11-30 23:41:13

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  constant while I go out to to buy some fresh prime numbers. And put some pants on, for heaven's sake!" She rushed out the door. He ignored her demands and smashed some atoms.

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  2011-11-30 23:32:46

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  representative of the American Dream, you can do nothing but scream and scream and scream. In the morning, you go back to the firm and pretend to be a good little lawyer.

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  2011-11-30 23:26:27

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  everybody recognized her as Kathleen the Great Savior of All Humanity. And after they witnessed her perform this flawless assassination, the crowd picked her up and carried her to

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  2011-11-30 23:24:13

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  not at Joe's, but at Red Lobster, add some nutmeg, BAM! The incantation complete, they watched in awe as the great demon of cookery materialized before them. "What is the secret

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  2011-11-30 23:18:38

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  plaguing America today? He gathered his bucket of chicken and a few pouches of "the good stuff" and settled in for a long torturous night of American Idol reruns.

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  2011-11-30 23:15:08

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  I stumbled about in oblong circles like any proper cartoon character would given the situation. EL LA did not seem pleased, and punched me again.

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  2011-11-30 23:10:14

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  of traveling minstrels! Her hands can detach and walk around independently! She eat's batteries for breakfast! The queen is a robot and we are all doomed!

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  2011-11-30 23:05:37

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  flocked to all his live performances where MonkMan would behead 25 near' do wells while simultaneously serving up a side of liver and onions. Kosher of course.

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  2011-11-30 23:01:44

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  Alice told Herman that she would prefer it if everyone could just calm down and stop singing about Christmas. It was only July, and she couldn't think about Christmas

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  2011-11-30 22:59:35

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  But he was actually as low as a thirty million year old piece of dinosaur feces. He called Jackie Chan on the phone and told him to stop stealing his thunder.

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  2011-11-30 22:56:17

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  the liquor store and spent the next three weeks trying to get drunk enough to compose a true musical masterpiece. He ended up with a 10 minute score entitled "Elton is the baddest

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  2011-11-30 22:54:23

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  It disappeared in my hand. Obviously we were dealing with some serious inter-dimensional business here. A business that strictly prohibited clocks or watches of any kind.

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  2011-11-30 22:52:12

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  And he said, "That's weird, cuz I can totally feel your face!"

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  2011-11-30 22:49:45

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  looked kind of like a giant raisin if she turned it inside out. What little girl would carry around a giant raisin? Once she had proved her elderly status, Dora was able to get

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  2011-11-30 22:47:26