Finished Folds (61—80)
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4A dog is whatever is next to him.
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5"We do!" exclaimed Bill and Jed. Richard immediately recognized the bodacious duo, and immediately welcomed them into his secret volcanic hovel. "I'm not going to pay a cent until
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2you know how the saying goes "Women are made to be loved, not understood." A few days later, in the nearby town of Chutney,
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3The only other Pokemon Steve had on him was an Electrode, and that just wouldn't cut it. The islanders were quickly eviscerated by the unstoppable
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2all the completely uncooked curry he had been serving. It was this oddity, however, that attracted the attention of local food critic Clive McPeterson, aka "The Diaphanous Gut".
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7finally complete my robot doppelganger which I have been working on for the past 25 years. With the "David" foot in place, nothing would be able to stop me from
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1a fury of kicks and flails. I might have bit someone too, but I can't really remember. But alas, they overpowered me and dragged me to the Institution. There I could only sit and
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2Suddenly the lights go out. You hear a crash. Something has burst through the skylight, and now stands before you. Behold they mighty glistening form of your hero: The Help!
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2Humphrey was a man of action, and as a man of action the first thing he did every morning was hunt and eat 3 feral wolves and drink a bucket of magma. After this his routine was to
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6that I was just a bit flustered by the whole situation and just felt like pushing the closest button. In retrospect, I should not have pushed the giant red button labeled "Stop it"
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2and then and there decided that he was to take it as his bride. None of his peers ever even considered the possibility of marrying a planet, let alone an inhabited one, but Zalgo
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4to peanuts was utterly unaffected, which could only mean one thing: I was dreaming. The moment I realized this I shot up out of bed, the taste of the delectable chocolate still
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0and promptly sliced his head off with his great Megabear claws. Everybody knows what happens when you mess with Megabear, so if you want to live you better
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2violent to resist the opportunity to bash some heads in. He managed to take out 15 knights and an errant peasant before finally being subdued by
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2gathered up everybody from the neighboring old-folks homes and bought them to Disney Land where they could live out their childhoods. With them gone, he had no trouble getting into
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2papers quietly for the rest of his life. He found this lifestyle surprisingly fulfilling and decided that he would get very upset if his any of his children didn't follow in his
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3Once upon the time there were twelve little unicorns and none of them had any idea of how to go about operating their new dvd player. Twiddlemuff, the unicorn with thumbs, took the
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3bar of quality. Thankfully, this meant that nobody had to watch the program. If they had, they would have been brainwashed and made to rampage through downtown Tokyo dressed as a
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2Yes it is, don't even answer that. The problem is that this time around when I woke up everyone had stolen my usual breakfast of raisin bran and apple sauce, so I had to
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1he knew the judge failed to realize that they were actually terrorists waiting for the gavel to fall before blowing the entire block sky high. I acted fast and proceeded to