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master of ceremonies to describe Door # 12's introduction. Tall, buff and blonde, into surfing and shell collecting. But when he spoke, he sounded like a drunk Betty White. No way -
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absorb you. Why don't you dip yourself In Martian granite slime and try to sell yourself on the corner? Seems there's a demand for that these days, or transform yourself into a
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Would you honestly want to use chunky peanut butter as an exfoliant? Squirrels follow you everywhere after you've bathed in that, as well as skinny, starving rats. In the sun, the
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someone could make millions. However, how many gullible people are going to continue to buy ground palm leaves touted to be the next wrinkle reducer? At $50 a tube, selling like ho
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bath ladled with vodka. She stepped in drying her hair and slipped on some melting ice, as the hair dryer went flying. HIs last words were, Don't bury me without my missing teste.
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wouldn't throw another fit at the change in plans. They downed their margaritas and ran out the front door. The heat blast them in the face as a bus whizzed by spewing street dust
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checked for any liberal traits. By candling the egg before hatched, these traits were discovered. Daisy, her friend, laid the most exotic brown eggs around. But, they were suspect
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her homemade sauerkraut fried with onions, but friends ever wanted to come over for dinner. Go figure. Of course, maybe her truck-driver mouth scared away. Or was it her beard?
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OneThing was for sure--DamnThing didn't make sense. ThisThing they were obsessed with grew like a pregnant pause on SomeThing's story. AllThings aside, it was a challenge to keep
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to Cheri. There was a nest of wild birds singing happily, "Jailhouse Rock". She asked me if I wanted to remove it, and if so, it would cost extra. "I don't have the cash, Now what"
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How many times does it take for you to understand?
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was still a priest. A priest who wanted out. Their affair started months ago. Could they maintain this bliss after they were married? Would he be doing the right thing? So many
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but I could hear their jeers. One always knows when you become the butt of dirty gossip. Tomorrow, she'd start on that diet, work out at the club, take back her life. Those locals
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into spasms of spit spewing everywhere. This large lard butt would be hard to bury, and harder to drag to the car trunk in the alley. Slice arrived and they finished the deed.
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He was uglier than me, if that's possible. His ego wasn't as large as mine. Hanging his head down in disbelief at the pointed large feet we inherited from our Circus star Grandpa
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If you lift his toupee you will see the control panel to the mother ship. Once back in Vorgona, Donald was just a soldier in the Vorgons, his wealth unconsequential and useless.
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could not resist the pure look of adoration in her eyes. Despite his many mistresses, the conquest of this one would empower him to be one step closer to the throne. He pulled her
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sedative and falling into a deep, comforting sleep. The days' chaos wore on her, and she needed a vacation. But the police counted on her profiling expertise and she wanted to be a
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adjusting his probe. Its' a virus. You need rest and a bland diet. I am, though, concerned about your hair falling out and the sudden urges to sing "God Bless America". Here is a
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throat. He re-booted and was able to log on. Instead of home page he got a Monkey Menswear website with a monkey dressed in a tuxedo and top hat. He turned up the volume to hear