Finished Folds (21—40)
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3Now she was SecreTART, emphasis on the tart. Time to test her new appeal. She put on her best southern belle dress and popped into the local speakeasy.
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5He went home that night and 1-Click-Ordered the Grow-A-Chia-Pet-On-Your-Own-Face-Kit with 2-Day-Super-Saver-Shipping. Unfortunately he forgot to perform an allergy patch test and
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4and soon I faced their corporate lawyer firing squad. As they marched into place their jester hat bells jingled. "Any last words?"
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3druid level 72 tiger wood-shamen, leaving you with nothing but a holiday promotional snowglobe charm of +3 Luck that expires in 24 hours and a 3 week free trial of Netflix.
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1praising their outdoor cats for bringing home a dead bird. As their most pliant humans fell to the virus the cats had to act.
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7can of paté. His delusion of being a gourmand was slowly crumbling but he wasn't ready to admit to himself that he'd been eating cat food for months. Damn those Costco sales.
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5keytar solo. Xorg landed in the parking lot of Dennys. The domination of Earth could wait until after he'd tried some of their food. Twelve menu items later
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4go but the refugees lived on in the sewer system of LA, clinging to their devices and obsession with restoring Etch-a-Sketch Land. An earthquake of magnitude
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3want but it's the little things that are warped in the cloning process. Like your favorite flavor of Jelly Belly or the exact shade of chartreuse you dreamed of painting the hall.
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2set fire to the rain. He glanced disinterestedly at the devastated landscape as he lit a cigarette with a firedrop. Tomorrow he'd file the report and that would be it.
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5I didn't want to jump to conclusions. Maybe he was just mad I switched him to Poland Spring from Evian. My pet iguana turned towards me and then pressed "Enter".
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4at the floating Fisher Price Bath-time fortress. The rogue submarine sandwich retreated back into the water, already speeding towards its next target. The grand opening of
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7It follows me everywhere - my dentist appointments, Whole Foods... I even saw it lighting incense at my dead parent's grave. To be rid of the bad, I had to become it.
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6. Only they didn't expect Injun Joe to crash the new member initiation bake sale. With a knife between his teeth he swam to the island and stood in front of the financial elite
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5He lit the match and dropped it, walking out of the fedora factory as it burned to the ground. Just another day's work for the elite fashion police anti-hipster squad.
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3his call to record for training and quality control purposes. "Do Asians drink coffee?" "All races and credit cards are accepted." As he hung up he had a lot to ponder.
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5my seeing eye dog time for a w-a-l-k. With the leash looped around the Yeti's food, the dog dragged the Yeti out. I ditched the Yeti outside a Starbucks and went inside
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6absorbed. What on Earth was the use of a possessed pinhole camera? We got the old time machine from the garage and entered in a date within the warranty service period.
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4Sure, maybe he could manage popping a kneecap or something but what he really wanted was to ride his horse around. Hero's quest could wait, first he could use a taco
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2and if he did, well there was a poisoned empanada de carne with his name on it. El Presidente dirá que sí. Pero aún queda el asunto de... Oops, was he thinking en Español again?