Finished Folds (41—60)
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5the Santa and Easter Bunny mall photos I could stumble upon. Soon half the shopping mall police were on the lookout for me but I was one step ahead, casing new malls for photo ops.
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2into the magic wardrobe. When I opened the door it was empty. There must be some clue in the story book to where she had gone. "..fundamental VX space theorem as illustrated
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2but didn't that just make it a delicacy? He collected the leftover scrapings and rang the chef. Tonight he would dine exquisitely - cloth napkins, salad forks, the works.
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6A half-empty tin of Spongebob Squarepants Band-Aids and the lingering scent perfume were all that were left of her. Just a few moments earlier
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6kidnap the object of his obsession with an elaborately planned ruse involving a catering company, misleading craigslist posts and a Batman-voice-impersonator. Edd
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2a demanding mistress. The more state secrets I fed her, the more I was promoted and the more she demanded. I was head over heels and in over my head
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3going to turn the whole thing into a cheesy musical number. Darth had to be stopped at all costs before he could get to Luke.
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0lingering evil spirits, usually presented to the audience in a series of campy reenactments with night-vision effects and voiceovers spliced with hidden camera footage. The exorcis
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1the works. Dr D toiled on the Yeti, inhaling the combined fumes of the play doh, paint , and tinfoil. Finally it was complete, but Dr D could no longer remember
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2we were being lectured about the ethics of buying earthworms from bait shops. Our hopes of an easy A were fast disappearing and someone needed to take charge.
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8Sarah fidgeted by herself. He was late, but that gave her time to think. Past experiences had taught her that it was best to reveal these things on the 3rd date.
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4was now being presented with a restraining order. Realizing I only had minutes before the drugs wore off and full embarrassment kicked in, I disobeyed medical advice and drove off
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7made me regret getting expelled from finishing school. I decided to level the odds the only way I knew how. Excusing myself from the crochet circle, I called in a favor
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3she got from landing on free parking. "Sorry!" I shouted manically as I pushed the marble down its path, activating the mousetrap. To my horror she slid down a chute, avoiding
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2candied radish. The smell attracted obviously jealous glances which Sir Frederick III reveled in. "Bon appetite" he said to no one in particular
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7would begin to consume each other until they were too big for my bloodstream. I immediately pinged the Virus Control Center and received a standardized response.
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4growing belly. Was I now pregnant? The thought of bringing new life to this world was unsettling. I brushed the octopus tentacles away and headed towards a distant mushroom house.
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3She stumbled over the wire. Her mind screeched with panic but on the outside all was quiet. Did this mean her team had succeeded in disabling the alarm? She continued
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5deleted his favorite playlist before he realized he didn't know braille. "Activate Voice Command". "Ready for Input". Dr. Pitt began to dictate a post to the Thomas Dolby fan forum
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3Conflicted, he turned away. If only he would have lingered just a few moments more he might have noticed the fresh blood stain peeking out from under his dad's rug.