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of Yolanda shoving feathers between his teeth brought back the agony and drove away the starvation. The dog gave a savage snarl, and leapt -
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cordon-bleu vegetable crepes, which he delicately and artistically tied with Hermes scarves. "Now let's see what Jud makes of that!" He
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patch for an old-fashioned pair of aviator goggles and have that side with frosted glass. Then my T-shirt would be entirely appropriate for
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That's when the loin mauled you. You have amnesia. You've been lying comatose for nine days with a loaded rifle in your extra-long cargo-pants pocket. That's why when you woke
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work as well as grandma's traditional lavender scented glycerine soap. Although that was kind of spoiled for her, too, since her sister bought nitroglycerine by mistake
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in letters as uniform as cuneiform, in a slew of colours as gay as Pittsburg was inked: Get your Tattoos at The Inky-Dink-a Doo. I was a walking billboard, but I didn't find out
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Glambert style, with plenty of black smokey eyeliner and mascara, sparkly bits, and trousers two sizes too small. A folded pair of socks in a strategic position completed her look.
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and her freakish purple hair scared me as much as the butt-crack stench from her yelling mouth repulsed me. I cowered over my fifth-grade exam, cloud-castles gone. But I was not
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Okay, okay! Here - have some peanuts and a pint, and I'll tell you. Just quit slapping me! It's 42. But don't panic. I know how to
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the smoke into a mire where bitterns were booming and butterflies were flitting. Suddenly a spectral hound leaped out at me, its fangs dripping, and its eyes glowing
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where we somehow ended up sharing a big bowl of custard and fish fingers with the Doctor, watching the ravioli ravel outside from the viewing screen of the Tardis.
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soaking the harlots. Michael's magic blaster spray worked wonders. They turned into fabulous transvestites and they all joined the Pride parade. But as they were strutting their
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Charcoaled sandwich and tarmacked egg. Life couldn't get much worse than this. Evidently it could, because up came a dancing plasticine rabbit, and challenged her to
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soap box and washed his mouth out. No need to be down in the mouth about it.
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Arnie the soup-chef came in, wielding his big, tough ladles and massacred the rats in the pantry. Blood and fur spattered everywhere. Head chef was furious. Now it's contaminated!
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just visible under the thick layers of t-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, cardigans, knitted woolly jumpers, fur coats and bobble hats. Oddly, the teams legs were bares in their shorts
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a loud fart. The queen tried to look innocent, but everyone knew it was her. Somebody started giggling, and soon all the court were rolling around in hysterical laughter. She said
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, then run her fingers through her hair before nipping off to the salon before lunch. The hairdresser saw flesh coming off her scalp, and thought she had some terrible dandruff
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after skull, while his hook and peg gauged hanks of flesh from the screaming crew. His parrot took flight in alarm, and headed for a more peaceful place to find a less mercurial
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I really should go to bed. I haven't slept for three days. My muse has had my brain squished between her hands. But now the spark has gone, and my mind has gone fuzzy like peachfur