Finished Folds (61—80)
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1squelchy cucumbers, which he would mash with his short-fingered hands, and feed them to
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1He apologised profusely. 'I'm so sorry, Mrs B. I was just watering my window-box. I didn't realise you were down there!' The infuriated Mrs Beasley
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3that kid in August Rush. Anyway, I was booked in for reconstructive surgery, so next week, I could have the right number of limbs and facial features. The I could follow my dream
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1you start singing old Beatles songs on the tube, and you don't realise you're doing it? Well, her mother just
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3turned an ugly shade of green and burnt its way through the glass and set the table alight. Who knew that much vitamin C could be so dangerous? Toenails that long
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0Marmeduke! No, Humperdink! No, no, I know - Cirencester! Shouted all the little snails.
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3put together all this Swedish flat-packed furniture. Whose idea was it anyway? He had no idea where to begin.
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3in the lab. Kyle realised he'd been admiring the fit of the nurse's uniform and shut his eyes. The doctor called his name. 'Kyle. Kyle? Kyle, honey, it's okay. You're just dreaming
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2Asking for half of the shares to the dark side was bonkers. The old hag was known to remove people's fingernails with pliers. Goodness knows what she'd do to him.
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1running around screaming and shouting about an apocalypse, the end of days, death and destruction. No, she calmly filled a trolley with as many quilted loo rolls and Bournvilles as
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3"The Mona Lisa! How could you?"
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2The water at the bottom of The Most Amazing Water Slide In The World engulfed them, cutting off their air supply. Holding their breath, they expected to go back up at any moment,
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1Old Jim never went back to the ship.
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4Mary 1, Mary 2, Mary 3 and Mary 4. Rather like the four monkeys called Albert, except they weren’t in space. They were deep under the ocean where the
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3on, I realised that I was never going to be able to escape this nightmare Groundhog Day year! I always ended up in this stinking car with her and those darn cigarettes. Time travel
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3spies, so he learnt Navi’ and Elvish in case they came in handy. He did watch rather more fantasy films than was sensible, and had difficulty in drawing the line between reality
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2of the fake scabs. The clients kept picking at them and complaining that they didn’t pick like real ones. Although Capt. Bank was rather pleased with the ones that oozed pus
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2I mean to say, banana skins left lying around are awfully hazardous, but they do bring boots to a wonderful shine. But perhaps 300 was rather overdoing it.
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3What on earth was going on? Why, of all the different things that could have happened to her, had Mandy been abducted by ninjas? Surely letters to mother were entirely innocent of
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2spelling on these kids' homework was atrocious! Frustrated, she pinned the homework around the room, then flicked red inkballs until the papers were liberally covered. There was no