Finished Folds (141—160)
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5approaching, but he thought instead about his first memories. He remembered digging for clams with his grandfather--how they would shoot water like squirt guns. He remembered the
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0It was stuffed with crab meat!
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4left him to burn. Little did they know that they had played right into his hands. He rose like the phoenix from the ashes of his house in an aura of fire like from Dragonball Z.
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2softened car tires. He was dead three months later. The two of us enjoyed our feast of flesh, and felt as though we were Tyrannosaurus Kings, tearing the early mammalian peasants
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2nut chunks and it is SO good. That aside, I have got to admit I've never gotten the hang of making real sandwich, you know, with bread, stuff, bread. Are you even listening?" Greg
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3of the marker on his chest that read, "Wil Shave Berd fur Mad Dog 2020." His face was clean shaven, but he had translucent blue residue circling his mouth. Lucy eyed security, but
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2I shifted uncomfortably in my seat lazy-boy, unable to focus on the old man on the screen. I turned the television off and wondered what I was doing with my life. Gingerly, I stood
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3But they knew. Chieftain Sugarbelly performed the sacred command-dance of the Haribo Tribe, which instructed, through the jiggles of his nubby candy arms, the warrior caste to
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4Most children naturally generate gold within their bodies, so as an alternative to environmentally harmful strip mining and mountaintop removal, one only needs to
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3sleep forever and become the master of his dreams. He sought out a chemist of Indian descent who played a fortune teller in another film.
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3cleaning hammers and dust-wrenches, two objects Mays had planned to telesell before his untimely death. Reflecting on the lost opportunity, the ghost of Billy started to cry. Drunk
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4of the giggles, eh Chuck?" The chicken clucked in assent, and joined Mark in his pitiful gaze at the giggle victim. As the man rolled on the floor, his ass began to loosen, until
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2Inuit toddler. "Godless heathen," the Interro-Gator began, "for the crown of Ferdinand and Isabella, I slay thee." Then the gator was mauled by a polar bear.
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3I washed it down with a 1/2 Guinness, 1/2 chocolate syrup potion, and wrote how much I hate myself in my food-smeared diary made of rice paper and fruit leather. I then ate it.
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3and the choice he made needs no further explanation. The fish had their vengeance, and no biped living on the coast would ever forget the Day the Fish Fished Back.
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4be mounted. We from Xog will lay our eggs in your rear belly button mouth. In six days these eggs will hatch and you may feel some minor discomfort as dozens of our larvae absorb
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4Ghostface Killa hopped over the ropes and sat in the stool in his corner. Katt Williams handed him his water and gave him a little pep talk. "'Obey' my ass, go show Andre who's Ob
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2found paradise. I lived forever more free of worry and strife, and with an infinite supply of Spongebob Squarepants band-aids. Hallelujah, if that's how it's spelled!
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4always asking him not to murder people, however unreasonable that was. "But Stace," he argued,
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2a legitimate lover. She couldn't pass my test. However, she did get our little gang out of several strange situations, being the smartest girl in our Potions class. I waved my wand