Finished Folds (21—40)
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6Tonight the fog was so thick you could dice and sautee it. A woman that didn't look like no Mormon Utahan I'd ever seen slipped through my door. Her face was veiled as her hips
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10and nobody noticed until after the encore, when the crowd had left and Spam Baby could be heard cooing playfully behind the curtain. One of the Hornel girls discovered it chewing
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2he buckled with delight. The needle
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3Under the shadow of New Detroit, the Floating Utopia, the people of the trashland village struggled to survive against the warring lords and their pillaging retainers. A wastefarm
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4our size with claws like a papa bear. They all, for one Sunsay meal, a bear family. Once the salmon and the weakest bears were eaten, Mama Bear brought out the next course.
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1most of the Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start the Fire." She began to wonder if the fire had gone out, absentmindedly flicking her Bic, setting the will on fire. The worst attourney
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6put the choice to a vote. Two for bowel problems, six for Detective Man-Ateé, and eight for confronting Yeti. The matter was settled, and the sixteen absurdists packed to hike the
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6instruction manual, which quickly dissolved into pulp. Vlady and Yuri weren't sure, but they believed the object of the game was to make the proletariat fall under the oppression
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4sobbed into his styrofoam coffee cup. "I loved you! I loved you ever since I first saw you twenty seconds ago and cut you, don't you understand? So you'd never forget me!" I didn't
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8Rolie Polie Olie got out of bed, brushed his teeth, and recharged his head.
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5the neckbeard as his opponent, a well-known Whovian scholar whose platform is based on galactic law. The debates were always well-attended by men with acne. The election was
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6can shatter your loved ones' skulls with the Porcelain Head app. In the same vein, Slo-Mo Headshot is a steal today only for $.99!" A warning said that he was now on the terrorist
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1Zombitopia had become a perfect society, a sprawling metropolis with mausoleums tall as skyscrapers and an underground ghost train rail system that rivaled anything
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4Then I remembered that when he worked at Petco he had a game of convincing customers to try dog treats, and at the bank he tried to convince his clients to rob it. Jacoby had a way
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5Calibri flew into a rage. "Who is this Ca1ibri slut? How could you sneak around on me? You're breaking my <3." Simon tried to explain the mistake, but Calibri was done listening.
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3him complete applesauce, because civil society ended when the bombs dropped. The Kid steadied his aim on the stranger's chest. "Tell one more lie, stranger, and see what I do."
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3Love saved her. Love for an Elder God, a handsomely tentacled sea beast with big, bright eyes she just fell mad for. As the sovereign cephalopod dragged her gently into the abyss,
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3El Gran Fantasma le abrazó. "Yo soy el Gran Fantasma, el luchador libre más grande aquí," reveló y llegó a su culo. "Dios mio,"
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6a run-on sentencer who ran in to sentence me to a lifetime of product testing. I was given an injection and faded away. When I came to, I was in a strange paper gown with bright
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4like a beauty queen on a movie screen. "Tenderoni, you've got to be," I said. We were at a club down in north Soho where they drink champagne and it takes just like cherry cola.