Finished Folds (121—140)
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3got into all kinds of comic mischief. The King and his rodentine cabinet were in preparations to address the All Mice Kingdom about the issue of the new house cat when they heard
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3instead the "Enema Eliminator." I would never again stand by and watch as a fellow man receives Reverse Water Torture in the name of "medical science;" no, I would make sure
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4thatsweird.seeaprofessional.com/bumps-and-a-painful-stinging-sensation-1. I was told by some posters there that I may be growing an evil twin, or a bunch of tiny ones. I rolled up
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5didn't want to interrupt her telepathic conversation with the tuft of curly hair on my chest. I started to think she was being a little rude--she was clearly laughing at my expense
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4straight from the other folded story!" The audience clapped vacantly as the bipedal alligator walked to the center of the stage and took the microphone. "What a beautiful audience!
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5cancer. I'm sorry." Timmy lost his balance a bit and fell onto his bottom in the playground mulch. "Is that thing accurate?" he asked, not raising his eyes from his light-up shoes.
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0"More than anything! Please, oh Please tell me what to do with this wretched penis!" Pauly Shore shook his head sadly, and replied, "I'm sorry, man. I can only show you the way.
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2the root of all my problems these days. That's how I would up in this pit. I would find out later that I was standing on 100 meters of rope and a grappling hook, but I still
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5filled up my old Volkswagen Rabbit with enough gas to reach Wisconsin. On the highway I encountered a row of flares. I stopped, and suddenly my back window exploded into shards as
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3I finally gathered the sack to approach her, I saw that Apeman Broseph, the biggest tool on the football team, had beaten me to it. Liz looked intoxicated by his hairy biceps and
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4could idly turn around and slice up the butt of the person in front of him. They would have to leave the line to find a big band-aid for their hams, and he would remain blameless.
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1I saw it in the Big Lebowski. Sure enough, we got babies. And boy were they a handful! Because they all fit in my hand, and I could squeeze them all like grapes if I wanted to, but
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4chance to return the motherland to the Stalinized system he had become so fond of. He proposed a road trip to his assassination squad, one that ended in the Prime Minister's death.
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5at the menagerie assembled before him. The crowd stared back at him through wide, expressive mascot eyes. The speaker, sweating in his sexy parrot costume,
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3was caught when that selfsame shark leaped from the water in a perfect arc and pulled her off the girder and into the murky blue. She was losing a lot of blood, but she could swear
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1hidden in his immaculate, snow-white hair. He would he shampooing, and find a suds-covered bat or marmoset in his alabaster locks. Richard Gere went to a psychoanalyst to find
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4I'm a 21st-century guy and totally fine with that. The dates started to get expensive, though, when Blane insisted that "the man always pays," and I had to pay for all three of us.
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5He never caught them. Greg thought of himself as the latest man in America. He spent 13 months in the womb, and only had his first erection at 38. When Megan said "Hi," he couldn't
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6have sex with it, but he was interrupted by the vibration of his Motorola. Cindy was calling, and he wrinkled his nose at the wave of sentimentality that radiated from his heart.
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9I would have a drink ready when I awoke, screaming and soaked in cold sweat, from my dreams. I dreamed about walking in on my aunt Arlene naked with shrunken heads for boobs, and