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One evening, Tom Foolery took out the Mustang for a joyride, when he discovered a spiderweb crack across his entire front windshield. "I have been outdone", he sighed, as he -
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kernels scattered in the breeze. Jeb came home and gave me a kiss on my forehead.
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"Aye!" Ms. Cysowski uttered a series of German curse words. "When I said I wanted to be 'porked', this was not what I had in mind!" The chorizo stared at her, tempted to giggle.
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I close my eyes, and let them take over.
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And yet, I broke the paradox. I suppose I break a lot of things, come to think of it. I have a broken arm, a broken marriage, and now, I add a broken paradox to my collection.
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Your mommy thinks I make up lots of stories. It's not my fault that I like to live dangerously! Can't help that I've been through six dino fights, made out with Sofia Vergara, and
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"No," said the squid. "You're in hell, with me, your ex-girlfriend, Carla. " And that's when everything went white.
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He was absolutely terrified. "How could this have happened?" he wondered. All he had wanted was a hip replacement, and it was clear now that his doctor was completely incompetant
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around, anxiously, trying to decide whether I should tell Ms. Dimplepot that Tony Bennett left the area after he heard she would be in town. Lady Gaga brushed past me, and smells
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create a distraction at the local bank. As Penny would pretend to go into labor, Juan would jump behind the counter, and unlock the vaults. The plan was foolproof, except that
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abide. He would always abide. The Big Lebowski was
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, greatly angered. "How could she side with Fro-Yo?!" He bellowed. "All Fro-Yo flavors meld into a soup that tastes the same every time. Ice cream and gelato have character, and
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to make strawberries happen, but Regina had screamed, "STOP TRYING TO MAKE STRAWBERRIES HAPPEN! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!" She cried later, and vowed to make bananas happen.
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No one wanted to be ratted out to the Rat King, especially suck-up Chuck E. Cheese. Chuck N. wouldn't have it. He called up the Rat Pack, and began plotting.
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smack her right on the lips to turn her back into a beautiful toad again. "No way!" the princess shouted. "Being a human is a great gig! Did you know they actually REMOVE warts?"
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contractions. "Baby, did you give me an epidural? I feel as though I've been stabbed in the back." Four hours later, their child was born. His name was Rey, short for Revenge.
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Larry bit his lip, & stared at the floor anxiously. "So, do I call Mom, Dad, now?" "ABSOLUTELY NOT, you hog!" she bellowed. Her gender may soon change, but her personality was
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in the moonlight!" she cried. Mrs. Froggles sat on a lilypad, still mourning. "I know it's been a year," she sobbed, "but once you've loved Toad, nothing will ever compare."
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educated, and the Bird Master was threatened. The Dog Master was not just any hound. He was a Schnoodle, and nothing could change that...except
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ask him to leave the stage. Jay sat anxiously, waiting for him to be done. Suddenly, Manny Delgado ran onstage screaming, "I can't TAKE IT! No one is educated here! Just STOP!"