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In a rush to save the lust of your life, you -
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"You are my bride and glory," said the necromancer to the dead body.
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Little Bo Peep ate all her sheep. She went to the nearby village to hunt more of them.
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January: August the Alcoholic and Delilah the Deranged got married. February:
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however was roasted once the sacred water touched him. His trickery, received and punished. He was a fraudulent goose, a sinner in the Church of Ducks.
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Not the coffee, but their deaths, brought upon by the concentrated brainwashing poison of Starbucks. One of his friends, Caesar, lie crippling and frothing on the floor.
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fetal organs, harvested illegally from Planned Parenthood clinics. The fresher, the better. The second ingredient was
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she encased me in a glass coffin and made a masoleum and museum in my humor and shame. The mankini manikin, the joke of the town, the fuel to my slow boiling bloodlust and rage.
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who should be offered to the burning chasm that cracked open and devoured the city hall. I was dismayed. Instead of me, the family decided to sacrifice Grandma.
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beautiful, but then it became boring. No celebrities to interview no heroes of old to badger with past wisdom. Everyone just left. The spirits sensed this disdain.
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such a huge profit that he decided to capture, breed, and bioengineer these pointy toed sloths. No sloth liked this, but it was only centuries hence that they found the voice to
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After all, they know not the curse of photographing and publishing and printing his face. They know not the storm of murderous spores racing down the valley for their bodies.
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He timed the throw of his grenade. 'The city must burn. The city must burn.' But a hand gripped him before he could bomb the traffic.
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room, only to be savagely mauled by a moonlight cannibal. A monster she is now, craving the red flesh of her kind. She will not let this hospital subdue her hunger. NEVER!
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only to be resurrected as a zombie by young devil worshippers. Was this his destiny? To become an undead pet of humans as terrible as he?
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robbed banks for my shopping spree. And soon enough, my riches became the envy of tycoons. Satisfaction? Contentment? Can't hear you over my endangered shark caviar.
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recipe for dog hunters. The Glouvester found themselves often out of stock. But one day, there were no dogs to bait, no dogs to poison. This is a threat to their business!
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Hide he did as a mouse when the police jailed him. Yet weirdly, he liked being a mouse. So he did until the end of his days.
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repeating your words?" But the duck heard no reply. It was only the delusions of his starved body. In the black pit, the graveyard of his kind, the last duck in the world died.
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Rather than endure his family's anger, he decided to run away. Yet destiny still tied him to the love ones he left hungry, for he now crawls on his knees before them.