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of a plan with which they would conquer the entire world in all time periods just to flex on the gods that couldn't time travel. A short history of the previous happenings may be
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foot to tie my shoes, the grape squished itself into a fine wine, permeating through the shoe to make for a very aromatic night to go running. Never mind that I only had 9 toes.
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Kim Jong-Un. The Hermoines were sworn to allegiance with the dictater of North Korea. Dictater is what I meant to say. He dictates taters. Hermoine Taters. They taste good with
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The medal poked him back. "Woah there, you can't just go around poking me!" The medal shouted. "Us medals deserve more than just a poke as thanks! We need retribution!" The medal
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Or maybe it was originally an original thought, but under the disguise of a very unoriginal thought. Maybe the disguise of the unoriginal rubbed off on the original thought! What a
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one night. As they began to collapse from the pure exhaustion of a hard work day, they fell into beautiful dreams of vegans ruling the world, enforcing their beliefs on all.
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in which she had seen Elsie run into a wall going 75 mph in a school zone. She was running, not driving, mind you. How did she achieve such speeds on those soft but also hard feet?
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skirmish in the tight halls of the residential building. "You don't know my true power..." the man said in an oddly foreboding voice. As the police fighter ninjas flew into the bui
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A buyer came unnaturally quickly to my door after I put up a listing on Ebay. I had put it up for $262 per gallon, but my buyer didn't look like he could pay that kind of price.
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a miracle. No one would heed my cries and pleas of help, probably because I was stuck in 6 inch thick ice.
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"Make a difference in the world, son. Remember to change your underwear every day, and if you smell bad, take a shower. Teach those youngins how to hygiene properly." He died.
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r magnificent mansion to all, the mansion she had built with the tax money of the many peasants she had crushed to ascend to such a high state. All gasped at the almighty splendor.
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The surgery did not go well. She ended up with all her fingers on her head ("they just moved", he said), and all her head on her hands. The mess was messy. The surgeon got paid.
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... only if Rudy actually took his gas control pills, that is. If not, prepare yourself for a gassy demise. You may find yourself wishing you had never been born as you suffocate.
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But only one rivaled this giant frog, and that was The Amazing Flying Fly Fish!. Yep, that was his name, with the exclamation mark and all. He was the fiercest fighter in the land,
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shoes of abominable taste was crippling. I wanted them so badly. If only I could slip those magic slippers on, I might just be permanently satisfied and lose my wants for everythin
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loved cats was next. The horse flew at the man, knocking him off of the sidewalk, and grabbed him in its mouth, carrying him to the nearest river. As they approached, the man pulle
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It then proceeded to pull my whole hand in the crack, sending burns up my entire arm! Within moments I was entirely trapped in the device, cooking alive. however, I still had time