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ear-glasses. I didn't want my ears to get hurt, especially in the great outdoors. They were so sensitive that tapping glass sounded like a fight between chainsaws. Finding them -
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When I was 7 years old a great white butterfly committed suicide in my mouth. I tried to spit it out, but swallowed it whole. I was hallucinating like crazy - I saw
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Close your mouth, hide your pegs - they are like pussy pimples on a swan young whip!". Cletus smiled wider, almost beyond his ears this time. "Damn, Ma" he muttered.
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like pancakes down the bottom. They just waiting to be struck by their Quadriplegic luge buddy. Having no sled gives him ice splinters. The goal is to break as many bones as possib
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gaged by her soft blue slippers. The Prince loved that colour! it reminded him of the ocean in the clouds. He then realised the women in these slippers. How can I get her out
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"you don't look like the girl I met". He closed his eyes to look at the past version. Yip, she was much better. This one thinks she owns me, she has hung up her sex boots already
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mothers through her mustache. Her second mother was the most proud, she flashed her gianormous....... "Stop!" said a voice behind he, "that's my rainbow sash!". It was
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all my money and assets were going into my casket - It would be made out of the strongest gold, which was mined for on Saturn's disc, then sprinkled with the Moon's glitter and
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"AAAAAAAAACHEW!!". "You idiot" Andy said "you fool, sneeze on our treasure, what were you thinking. You have blown the X right of the map". I fell straight to the ground in panic
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It's the brushes that make it so dangerous, you see the game of Curling gets its name from the the pubic hair-like curls that live on the end of the brushes. Sometimes they
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stood on the object. All the light from the day disappeared, he took his foot off of the object. The day was back!. Bizarre! He knelt down and picked it up, It was a star, it
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were dancing together now, flames lapping up around their torsos. Hitler bent Zood over ready to present the kiss of death when Satan roused as abrupt as war hammer in a battle of
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. This time however it wasn't the crops. It was the families house that was dieing; They had all returned home from church one morning to find the house keeled over by the cows. It
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Effy was dressed in bay leaves again. He believed they warded off the mother moths of Englele Island; These moths flew through the devils skies; their wings cut the air like razor
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that tickle your throat, the ones that make you gloat, to the goat sitting in the middle of the moat. Can you hear our song?, the one that is sung all wrong, the one that smells so
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, "a camel is not a car". Slipowski yelled "Where are the camels keys?, how do you drive this wretched animal". The camel was not impressed, he lifted his top lip and
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I strangled the left neck of poor Gripple, blood seeped through my fingers. Gripple's eyes were closed, it felt like it was over. Then he shook violently and I was happy that his
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s and tied big cucumbers to them. These cucumbers had sharpened pencils sticking out at all angles. Vitamin-pumped-man licked his lips and tasted a bitter speckle of
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giraffe in the pattern of a zebra. This turned my mood sombre; why turn something colourful into something black and white. So I painted a hippo with the pattern of a
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He was lactose intolerant, that was not the only reason for killing the milkman; you see the milkman was a workaholic: he was Mr Whippy in his weekends, a cheese maker on monday