Finished Folds (141—160)
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6Amenhotep IV and his short lived attempt at Egyptian monotheism. Another of their customers was The dead God Osiris, freshly come back from the aforementioned dead, seeking a mate.
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3found himself reading Camus naked in a dry tub chain smoking Gallois cigarettes and making the occasional angst filled moans. The Other Sex had him in a fetal position and begging
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3So when the zombie in the DRINKS ONLY line insisted she go before me I admit my hackles were fully extended. Having left my blade at my table I had to improvise by using a spindle
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4The hare chef was threatening an on air self-immolation by serving Hassenpfeffer. The show's producers were not about to lose so public this game of Chicken. So they called in a
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1You got to have your demons. There is no way around that. If yours are Doc Martens you have to step lightly.
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5FBI'S top forensic team tried to extricate me from a pile of bodies that used to be a quartet of Leprechaun cobblers. Each of their eyes had been replaced by bright shoe buckles.
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2have damned us more often than not. Let old has beens find the dustbin of history themselves. We have the genome to do art with! ONE OMNISTORY WRITING FOOL COMING UP with 3 arms.
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5My own character was a no show? I could not even find the courage to as "who am I today" even when did I he to me to ask it. Instead I walked outside and stood under the Smoker's
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7You are right; you're crazy. Only you would create me to point out to you that only you would create me. You know this but want to pretend the idea was planted in your head by you.
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4Ha Ha Ha Erm displayed The Crumbles of the Golden Cookie of the Sun. She also explained that a replica of each of the 3,486 pieces was available in diamond and offered for sale in
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2a caustic sauce made of he thought he had broached the subject first and loudly with Creation. She comes back, "yeah, just like your Father did minutes just before you." Maybe not
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2s is going to be the best of the three. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet the cast of Grownups 3.
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5[Shut up you? You are interrupting the story.] The Warden and Spock turned off the time traveling submarine's optional deck lighting. Those should not have been on while in the
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4By bending over to touch my toes. I was rewarded by the by the sweet sounds of camera shutters as most of the audience took pictures of my ass. But when it was called "presenting"
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4His preferred method of curing mental illness was lots of spices, mesquite, and meat grinding of affected brain cells, and he had a liberal view about what constituted affection.
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6"Furthermore," I continued pointing at the giant with my toothpick, "I think it is high time that you, Mr. Giant and all your Mugwumps skedattled from these parts and go back to
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3dish would be served. She had brought a dual entry which was made up of an Alpine aspic paired with a gazpacho of cucumber. She knew the weaknesses of the judges. She had spent all
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5late into the night. Powdered Toast Man was off in Iceland getting sick on fermented fish dishes. So that left only Captain Obvious and he passed to go shopping at Ikea.
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5was now a fingerless Basket Lady asking me to carry her across 5th Avenue and into Central Park. I ignored her and continued on until I found Palooka's Bar & Grill. There I found
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3"Esta es me pistola. Esta pistola no es una biblioteca. Donde esta la biblioteca? Tengo que mata unos malitos que viven detras de la biblioteca. Pero, premero, tengo hambre."