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Aaahhh-bottle of wine. Does it matter if its a screw top or cork? I don't care. Either way wine invokes nightmares. The other evening I was kidnapped by trolls...red wine vs. -
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"who's got rolls?" "this one might be a tasty tidbit, but I have to have ketchup". We balked, backed up cause we were appalled at how
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I was gone so long. How could I let this happen? Time has slipped through my thoughts, my hands, my memory. I have to reconnect. Last I remember was leaving Chicago,a flight
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Are you kidding me? Are you all so perversed? I read over all the lines I could possibly add to, not finding one fit for me to even humor. I sit, sipping my nightly beverage,
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look in the mirror! The Dark mark of
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on top of her grandmother's doileys. When alas he could not get the feeling. Her grandchildren bust into the room wanting to know if there were any molasses cookies left in the
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"yeah, I have apple honey and american cheese too> Not the right time for this. You really should be looking out for the next
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20 year old yule log. Passed from generation to generation. We all waited with baited breath. What was he goi ngto do to it? All we heard next was the known sound
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Ah the cold brisk air. Had to leave the chaotic crowd of family talking over family. I left the front door, walked down the front walk, meandered to the main street. Nothing but
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Why can't we combine toilets in showers? Just think, no need for toilet paper, the sound of water covering the flatulence and saving you the embarrassment of showing face after
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was ready to go Rambo. The frightened houligans quieted down, the driver relaxed and sat back in his seat. The wheels of the bus turned round and round, off to their destination.
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cafeteria lady. Her gelatinous biceps thrust a ladel filled with the scum onto my tray, landing with a splat. Her piercing gaze dared me to say something. I turned and
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they have the latest Martha Stewart collection. Maybe we'll make the People of WalMart website. Especially if we wear our favorite matching
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my tail could clear the slamming door. Everyone knows a dog's nose revolves around the sweet aroma of poop. How was I to know he wanted it all to himself. Guess I'll go lay down
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he was riddled with bullets, "Man! this coulda been a superb Kodak moment. Anyone got a camera?"
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closet. The more pieces of silk and satin you gift her, the more she'll want to give in return. So here I am about to begin a journey with my plastic in hand, hoping for
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the sense the rest of the neighborhood was. They would have responded by placing varied roadkill around and on his front doorstep. Then run home to watch
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brownies. I chose to change up the routine and go for the dark fudge. I quckly devoured it like a monkey on a cupcake. Noone could expect
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That was her latest post. I gurantee, in less than five mins. she'll post needing a farmhand on her Farmville Farm. I have been stalking her every post. I wish
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down home southern manners. Like my Momma always said, "if the crock gets your shoe, then you've