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cheese puffs she could find. But then she accidently looked in the mirror and saw herself, mouth stuffed with cheese puffs and she bursted into laughter. The world then exploded. -
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formed a conga line out of hell and the bass dropped and he couldn't take it anymore. This was too much. He called Sam and Dean, but they joined the conga line instead. His cow was
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and he screamed "I HATE AUTUMN!" and he jumped up and down. Xing Xing was kind of a baby when it came to the weather. Leaves falling made him unreasonably angry. His mother tried
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people were unaware of the global reset, but honestly, they didn't care when it happened, because it meant they didn't have to go to work.
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the million dollars that I owed him. Why he went by "My Cellphone" I would never know. But My Cellphone was the ultimate authority over FoldingStory, so I had to respect him. I was
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to cease and desist. Dr Quark's dentures were evil flying bombs, and the government of Lithuania wasn't about to have that crap in their country. It was too dangerous and too
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put him on a FBI watchlist. Gov agent Ryder was always monitoring Freegan's Illuminati Bohemian Grove club. Freegan though, was two steps ahead of Ryder.
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Bill said as he held up a small green wing. Fairy hunting was hard, as those nasty little sprites were always running away before you could catch them with an arrow or a shotgun.
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over their heads. It was a strange gesture but K3R3 wanted to fit in with the locals. "Pretty groovy!" David Bowie doppelgangers said as they danced around the town square.
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of love. The Doctor looked beautiful in the cold morning air. As civilians screamed and ran around haphazardly, the Doctor's long, luxurious hair flowed in the wind and Raymond
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Venus. And Sarina Williams--you know, the tennis player?--loves Venus. So a pigeon that big is pretty legit.
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Marilyn was very jealous of Bucky's wife, Einstein. Einstein had everything: Bucky, good legs, and a genius intellect. Plus, he was fluent in German, and Marilyn only knew "Hallo"
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I had played the original Pokemon, before they added the GO and all the preteens pretended they were brainwashed Millennials. Captain Cork was technically gen Z but he was born in
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lorado and put it in Oregon's place. That looked better. Now, Connie might have a chance of winning, since everyone knew Colorado was the truck stop lot lizard capitol. Connie bett
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of the opinion that ordering online was for hippies, though, so the Odorono would have to wait. The right nostril was desperate though, so they ordered it in secret. This made the
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It is probably the best thing this site could have. Bat feces is good for the skin, I hear. Makes it very soft, so 850 folds of it sounds pretty great.
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but I quit the band." "But Alfred" Bruce said, in a deep, gravelly voice, "I'm BATMAN!" "Yes, Mr Wayne. That is exactly why I quit. Things just are not the same since Robin left."
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have the decency to know a man from a woman." But Dr Sjhdghgfrki was a bit of a misogynistic, racist jerk, so I didn't listen to him. Culture wars were caused by people like him.
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even when his bladder nearly exploded and he was as thin as a twig. Dr. Lotus was dedicated. He would figure out what had caused this madness and he would stop it, no matter the
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THE KRAKEN!!!!!! The civilians screamed in terror as Chef maniacally laughed and pulled down the rusted lever. The cage crashed open and the beast emerged. Himse Korokano cried.