Finished Folds (41—60)
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3He felt the space between the two halves of the passenger-side seat, smiling wryly as he withdrew the pistol -- a cool Glock 45.
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1"Shit neva go down da way ya like it", the old man mused, taking another bite of Bill's torso. "Bacon do taste good, do taste good though."
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2The roof collapsed on his decapitated body. The city converted the building to his tomb, and installed a very stylish commemorative statue nearby.
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2He leapt from the crowd and grasped my testicles. I pleaded for release, but his grip just kept getting tighter -- until he was holding everything he came for in his hands.
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0pour chocolate and strawberry syrup on her while she slept such that it appeared as her nipples were the eyes of a grotesque face with a fiendish, mad, and bloody smile.
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1Instantly, my penis turned to black, fibrous ash and fell out of my pant-legs -- both at the same time. In a panic, I returned to my office and drank scotch whisky on the job.
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3butt-structure than we did. Six jets of iridescent liquid with a metallic sheen pulverized my asshole until my face became contorted into a permanent expression of madness.
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1armed militiamen on motorboats began firing wildly in my direction with AK-47 automatic rifles, shouting incomprehensible political slogans. I wondered which conflict I had entered
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4"B'chugerroth: The Hope-Slayer" action figure. They're pretty popular with the kids these days.
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2B'chugerroth -- distilled fear walking as if alive in the realm of man and serving you coffee with two sugars while nodding agreeably to any of your pointless poisonous drivel
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2none other than B'chuggeroth, lord of visceral darkness in the plane of mortals. I trembled in fear -- I knew not what else to do. I was afraid that shitting my pants would be rude
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1-- and I wanted to look upon him as I pleased for the rest of my days. Detaching his head with my utility knife, I left with the clothes on my back -- and his head in a brown bag.
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2I looked away -- I'd seen enough. I began to scan the environs for hot prostitutes, but that just made my hunger grow even greater.
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0Churning out some indecipherable babble, he then stabbed himself in the chest repeatedly with a pastry tool for no reason at all.
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5Unable to break free of the jelly's desperate hold, I soon found myself in the direct path of an incoming butter knife.
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2"No! I won't do it!" shouted Wally, shooting his tormentor right in the balls. He pulled the trigger again and again, until the gunshot sounds became but a ringing in his ears.
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2But that was just bullshit, right? Some story made up by our parents to convince us it was OK that our creepy uncle molested us. After all -- Chtulhu seemed much worse than that.
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2It all started when she discovered my sex dungeon.
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3One half was given to their esteemed leader. The other half was given to B'chugerroth -- king of living shadows born of echoes of light from dying stars.
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2I put my fingers in there, then I realized that I had done so and withdrew my fingers from that place -- only to find them completely chewed off.