Finished Folds (61—80)

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  The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I gazed out over the beach. Suddenly, a terrible pain ripped through the my right hand, and shot through my chest like a greasy cheeseburger.

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  2011-04-22 14:36:38

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  So grand in fact, the guests were invited to smoke an 'L' of 'L's private collection at absolutely no cost to themselves.

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  2011-04-22 14:31:04

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  In the distance I could hear the sound of enemy bombers -- dozens by the sounds of it. I thought maybe this time would be -- the time they brutally nuked our balls to gelatin orbs.

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  2011-04-22 14:24:18

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  Brad knew the sex games he played were dangerous, but he didn't care. He inserted the picturesque fifty-millimeter chrome pistol into Connor's ass -- slowly.

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  2011-04-22 14:18:18

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  I hurt. I hurt not because of pain, but because of pain I have not felt -- that which I must feel to truly know my existence relative to those who have suffered greater.

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  2011-04-22 14:11:16

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  Why, they had stocked stackable steel springs sparkling sharply salient in the summer sun!

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  2011-04-22 14:08:09

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  Bagel Man, you fill me with ham.

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  2011-04-22 14:03:06

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  From his blood, I made a traditional Hungarian blood cake. From his body, I made a proud statue in the way i would see him remembered.

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  2011-04-22 14:02:13

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  Consolidate my stranglehold on power in the small island nation of Vanuatu.

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  2011-04-22 13:58:20

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  Without warning, a heavily armed Mexican gang sprung up from the vegetation. As panic built behind my eyeballs like pressurized water I wondered what choices I had -- I had none.

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  2011-04-22 13:52:34

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  The trance-like stake she had entered forced her consciousness so deep beneath a wave of simulated pleasure that she failed to realize the painting tearing out her eyeballs.

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  2011-04-22 13:41:46

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  radical moves of the Dark Lord Ice T."

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  2011-04-22 13:08:58

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  he awoke in a dimly lit room where he was repeatedly touched inappropriately by a priest resembling Ronald Raegan -- with English mustard covering both lips thickly.

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  2011-04-22 13:05:17

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  blue whale's penis began to form under his feet. He quickly leapt back away and ran back outside, where he thought about cats.

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  2011-04-22 13:00:24

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  the place where it all began -- the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck a tree close by, scattering flaming vegetation like shrapnel.

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  2011-04-22 12:55:48

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  She screamed, tears streaming from her face as I clutched her throat with one hand. "TELL ME WHERE BERT GOLDFAGER IS OR I'LL RAPE YOUR ESOPHAGUS WITH FOIE GRAS, BITCH!"

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  2011-04-22 10:40:40

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  his increasingly sore testicles. Despite the titillating wonders about him, he fell to the floor in agony. Reaching up in desperation with one hand, the clowns surrounded him.

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  2011-04-22 10:35:23

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  My fantasy of being used by countless pastry-topping applicators was finally fulfilled -- yet the emptiness had not yet left my heart.

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  2011-04-22 10:32:33

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  will surely shock the constituents to their very cores." I put the photo in my briefcase, and proceeded to enjoy a touching personal moment.

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  2011-04-22 10:30:43

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  had to do was kill himself as quickly as possible with his ice skates -- for he knew he would never exceed the greatest of challenges before him.

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  2011-04-22 10:27:06