Finished Folds (261—280)
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0doff its colorful candy bits to the fur-fashioned women of the tundra, who in cold ceremony returned the gesture with trays of lark's tongue in aspic and a mirthless dance of
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5, who had mastered the power of exploding corpses, kept me after class. "Lonnie," he sighed. "We must address your deficiencies re: conductivity of light." On the board, he
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4after her first goldfish, Butterscotch. Scornface locked the tissue samples in the mortuary storage, away from the prying public and the shadow government. The creature's secrets
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3that started and ended with pounding skulls, and oh, how we miss the gooey middle. Consolation comes in the warm fuzzies of triage.
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2erased my charcoal etchings. "You don't have the dignity of banana dust!" he bellowed. "I already fed the addicted elephants," I squeaked. His face reddened to an impossible shade.
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3"Yes, the muffin man," she nodded. "Girl," he scoffed. "Some people...some people like cupcakes exclusively. I, for one, care less for them." Doffing his cap, he revealed himself.
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3feeling I've ever had. It took the power of the lord and a lot of hard work to break my addiction to masticating in sopping wet diapers while posting inane thoughts on the inter
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2"Does that preclude me from learning to draw shapes?" Harry responded. The large, hairy man chuckled. "Oh, Harry," he said in grim mirth. "This is only the beginning of
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4couldn't handle their views. None of this made Adsense. "Upload yourself," I shouted, and ran out, into the darkness. At this point, I much prefer the unknown.
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1collect on her diminishing returns. The wired deities of yore couldn't keep up. Their desolated monoliths litter the landscape, portending a future that will never come.
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3that neighborhood watch meetings are for getting a glimpse of old man McClintock's new trophy wife, perhaps earning a smile with a well-placed quip or playing a game of
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7exited the Juvenile Hijinks Ward and skipped across the hall into the Department of Serious Interiors, the aged institution from which came fashion statements such as
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2But soft! What smell through yonder kitchen breaks! It might be...it could be...it is! The last helping of French toast with organic maple syrup. My hands and nasal cavity paused.
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0What the hell, Master Jeremy, why are you stabbing me in the back? What did I do to you? You were once such a cunning, charming man, but now I see it's an illusion." Admittedly,
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4foreclosed beach house. Pangs of the crash in 2008 and the ostentatious losses stung his ego and portfolio. It was a welcome distraction from the looming Cyber Cobblers, their
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2not decide. Aye, but he still had a made a choice; perhaps the most damaging of all. Inert, Chuck felt his bowels tremble. "The ultimate indignity awaits you!" cackled Greech, the
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0might align the sacral and third eye chakras in Downward Dog and Grumpy Lotus, the positions of weakness from which the bad guys bargain.
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1Due to his hangup on formality, Mr. Toad lost more friends than most people ever gain. He only read the New York Times and attended city hall meetings assuming Robert's Rules were
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1"Stuff happens," said Jeb Bush, and returned his concentration to his doomed campaign.
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1. Sarcastically, he lit the match. the closer the flame came to his gasoline-soaked clothing, the more snide his comments became. At that sparking instant, he saw irony for what it