Finished Folds (281—300)
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4pull the old John Green trick and co-opt slogans from old folk singers for their laptops, unaware that they were simultaneously killing fascists and the environment. Coal is a hell
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9Lipreading, mouthing the words to her incantation. His warm hands parted. Confidently, he lay them on the table, and made his choice.
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4overpower our fears with deep breathing exercises, yoga, and froyo with our support groups!" The crowd went wild. In the back, behind the adulation, one old crackpot's eyes flared.
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4Such is the business of bargaining with big record labels. Is burning twice as bright for only a moment worth it? For Larry, the glory lasts forever in his
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4This stood as a defining moment in the world of animation, when these two-dimensional pixies learned of foresight and consequences. Gleaming children the world over realized
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0edge youth group, sporting internet handles flanked by xX or some derivation and giant safety pins through denim. They were up to three miles a day; shaky baby legs were finally
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3She was finally here in the big time. All was well with the world. Nothing could stop her now! But no. The old-timey flashbulbs that often accompany and distract the newly-famous
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1Yeah, me too.
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1resolve. His cheeks, red from exertion, now redoubled and darkened as the rage built inside him. Years of pouncing on shells and busting bricks had done little to sate his
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5up and down on the creaky floor - Nastimedas's thinking dance. "I need a snappy comeback to that Nasty Midas" nickname, he or she thought. "Maybe Lumpy Lindy, or Bashful Bort will
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5The gold-paved streets and fountains of wine proved elusive, but the rude denizens made me feel right at home. My heart warmed at every "up yours," and I smiled when pedestrians
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2the whirling dervish of life and how the goyim are forgetting the old ways. Harry strained, veins bulging, as he issued the traditional chant to bring up the golem.
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1for the worse. "The mania has overtaken her," Dr. Frostbite declared. To properly treat this malady, I require three avocados, an exhaust manifold, and three of our best
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3Here, he paused. Perchance Suzy's existence ended when I left. Thinking back to Philo 101 and ideas of relative reality, Ted thought of the refrigerator light enigma as he perused
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5the first of many steps towards atonement. The uselessness of prayer and illusion of forgiveness kept us back all of these years, and the irony of divine intervention wasn't lost
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5abandoned in the community chest, which is the fancy name for lost and found. The dog leapt out, and with it came a ripped certificate, made out to her. "You have won first prize
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3As though she was born again, seared by the newness of raw air and light, Angela felt to scream, to deny the change. The conditions for Altered were as follows: 1)
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3hidden inside an adult book store, as if that would deter us. By triangulating Facebook check-ins and mapping Brony meeting locations in the greater area, we were ready to storm
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2in places that secretly gave me pleasure. I made a mental note to later explore this new terrain as the paralyzing pain coursed through me. Funny how the mind races in moments of
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12"It matters not," muttered Dr. Kinsey. "Regardless of their orientation, bananas remain nature's ultimate phallic symbol, violating all of its eaters and