Finished Folds (41—60)
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3"Calcetines suertes!" the youth of the village chanted as I donned them for the second time that century. "We're a long way from McDonald's," uttered my tour guide, the eminent
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5I had never read Crime and Punishment, so the idea of redemption was beyond me, but it wouldn't stop me from stalking John Grisham and bleeding him like a stuck
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7Kendra turned to me and screamed, "BEST KARAOKE NIGHT EVERRRR!" She stumbled to the bar for another Long Island. After polite applause, the next crooning nerd took the stage.
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2One would think that after destroying the frame after the first speed bump, I'd avoid the rest, but the urge was too great. I gunned it, and felt every ounce of every bounce over
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3He dutifully pulled over, but hid the bingo board in the secret compartment under the passenger seat floor mat. Half a dozen officers crept toward the vehicle, firearms bared and
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4equipment trade show, featuring the latest and greatest in sweat-wicking and crotch protection. Tai and Greg held onto their wallets, lest they be conned into investing
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0Based on what?
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2Jolly learned his numerous hamster tricks, such as "run on wheel, then get bored" and "burrow away from us for days." Allison was too old to appreciate such trivial matter, instead
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2Imagine dozens of pirates swimming through a debris-filled sea of wood, metal, and grain, being pursued by other swimming people in slightly different uniforms. Now, imagine
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3With her thick accent, I was certain she said something else. Something much more inappropriate. No matter. Message received. I bowed and retreated on my tiptoes, never to see her
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3mixed with strawberry Quik. The frying pa stood above them, laughing maniacally and stroking his greasy face. "Welcome, my friends," he cackled, "to a suburban nightmare beyond
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4together and blackmail my alter-ego, Wolfofthederp, into keeping quiet about the false diseases we concocted and released into the national Cheerios supply. The professor
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7it will damage your charisma rating and the villagers will never reveal the secret of NerdRomCom." Benita glared at Carlos, stuffed another forkful of fish in her maw, and chewed
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4to feed him his patented Ogre Fuel, grown naturally and organically in the wilds of the imagination. At 200g of riboflavin per serving, you're getting more than just a dollop of
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3"Kaboom!" whispered the tiny explosion in the supply closet. "Shilly me," he slurred, having enjoyed too much of the potent potable. His scaled replica of the reactor core glowed
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4a good scrubbing before the baron arrives to sign the charter. If you value independence and self-determination, you shall at once gather all mop dogs within city limits and
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2I suppose sometimes we walk right into our own demise. Like this story I just heard about a pirate and a governor who were fighting over the love of a snaggle-toothed, gimpy
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2pair of trousers! SEWING MACHINE, ACTIVATE!" Pete dutifully pushed the pedal to make the illusion of the machine operating independently. Vroom vroom, he whispered, one last time.
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3rain water and valuable pine needles. Jarrod set up the fake trap that would lead their victim to the promised land. Clouds gathered and the phone connection trembled. The parrot
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5was at a loss. Who was conspiring against us? Who knew where the renegade cookies lived? What was the greatest story ever told? Will this dentist ever stop poking my gums with