Finished Folds (61—80)
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1from Brigadoon. Because we all know the plot of semi-famous musical productions, I don't need to tell you that the brigade from Brigadoon would
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1But, like Darth Vader, I am misunderstood. So, you're the psychiatrist, you tell me whether my proclivities
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3The second best option for action cat movies is direct to video, which minimizes production time and costs, which means the money of lonely secretaries will be in your hands before
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4hogged the Parmesan. Pizza stood by his side, greasy face and all. Her looks didn't matter. Whatever toppings she had, he'd love to death, so she was his slice of life.
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3ball at the gym 3 days a week, so he knew what to do. Donning his goggles and tube socks, Dr. Jackson readied his patented old-guy side-step-and-bank-shot move that would spell
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1Despite my relief the smell of that California dump town permeated my clothing. No matter what I tried, the stench persisted. I went so far as to combine bleach and
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0The postman pointed in the direction of the nearest distribution office. "Take it up with the manager," he grumbled. Gnome and flamingo squealed in frustration, slashing
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7get my super secret decoder ring back from that son of a bitch, Ralphie. I looked at the transcription again. "Loko no ym wrsko ye mgihty adn dsepira." Perhaps the power of
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4After multiple pear experiments, I concluded that in whichever direction I moved, the pears followed. Over time, the pears became more aggressive. For example, at the fruit packing
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3"How droll," McIntire slurred. Whether he was referring to the emissaries or the New Yorker cartoon, I'll never know. Anyway, the crowd, as one,
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3The ducks huddled in their industrial fortress. Turns out world domination takes a lot of planning, and writing a montage is beyond the scope of this thirsty writer. Skip ahead
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3Hello Hand Cream. Hello Rhino initially recoiled, but found the cream to soothe the deep creases in her hide. Soon, the Hello Rhino Star Quarterback took notice, and
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3curiously pointed into their own addicted mouths. "Youw newwer tagus awiiiiiii" they screamed over their shoulders. Nerf shells pounded the abandoned defenses. Rubber band archers
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1Marie thought that the 14-headed barn cat, who just got out of rehab, might make good with the victims of previous transgressions by pra/eying for world
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2came from the telephone pole wearing the funny hat. "Do you know about Mysterious Man?" he asked. "I think he's still flying around in his hula hoop copter somewhere," I thinly
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2screw this, everything hurts and I quit. I've learned to love myself the hard way. (13) Make fun of all my Crossfit friends who will hurt their backs and experience excrutiating
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2Chung-Chi, a stalker self-defense program he patented years prior, when Jim Chung was more passive-aggressive in his stalking and tree-fondling. Chung, the chief stalker, stood
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3to the memorial battlefield to compose a song of sorrow for the fallen vacationers, whose tropical shirts burned in Purpleprof's molten moat.
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4plucked from the primmest porcelain porcupine of Persia." The poem continued, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I eagerly await your rhetorical answer."
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2With all industry annexed for ball bearing production, Dingo readied his trigger fingers, practicing on the carpet of grandma's living room. Shell we prevail? Tune in on CLAWSday!