Finished Folds (121—140)
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1He knows when I'm awake. He knows when I've stepped out on him, but not when to shut the front door.
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5learned fractions." He rubbed his half-full belly and focused his attention on the fish's twin. The golden breading steamed, the warmth wafting to the rafters, where unseen
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3And stay tuned for the long-awaited, super teased moment where we show you the FUNNIEST easter egg in the VENERATED HISTORY of Dragonball Z. You'll laugh so hard you'll likely
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0Press this button and see what comes up. Heh heh.
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4Bat Chain Puller. Pumpkins spanned the hills, pumpkins lined the walls. Pumpkins were all Queen Evelyn had left. Swirling her peasant's mead (all of the wine long gone), she tapped
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2Curiously, I was drawing blanks on Dragonball Z and anime and mangoes, as I call them. There are worse ways to lose on Jeopardy, including, but not limited to,
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1And that's the story of Islam. So, burqa in hand, I jaunted toward the morality police to show off my newest purchase. Surely now they would spare my life instead of
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2If you stand around and let the light overtake you, hoping to survive, press F5. If you futilely attempt to flee the fastest known phenomenon, press Alt-F4.
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3My god, who knew what brought us together would be what we felt so much pleasure in separating from ourselves, that the throne of daily duty would save us all. Fart.
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2and what is this visible spectrum of which you speak? ...So you're saying that without light, there is nothing. Well, I know a certain someone named the Prince of Darkness who begs
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2d your delightful house brand of snack mix!" The cashier, feeling the malevolence over the phone lines, set aside sixteen bags of the stuff and a sixer of Mountain Dew. "For it
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2"GET ON WITH IT!" pleaded the cast of Monty Python & The Holy Grail. "Get Gone, Baby Gone on Blu Ray," whispered my assistant, George. "Forget it," I shrugged and folded
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0Gripping the chalice, I turned to the exits. Each one was marked with a Roman numeral and some kind of warning in Latin. I cursed my Cyrillic roots and guessed the door to the
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2the third culture kid, brandishing his most effective weapon: resiliency. The repetitive Scotsman braced for the impact of personal experience and quasi-liberal politicking.
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3First we tried 6 times 4, then 6 times 6. Neither of those sizes fit the toe. Nevertheless, she shrieked in pain. "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "Am I violating your bubble?"
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1My discovery! Take any element of the periodic table and add the suffix "-poisoning" and you'll probably find someone who has died from it. For this discovery, I'll undoubtedly
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3I don't think that's the goal of self-pleasure, Juan.
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11Take the lower left hand corner and bring it to your knee. Once you have made the crease, shout, "Heil sensai!" and drop the beat. Fold 2 is easy. You can do that one. Fold 3:
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2forsook the abstract art of body mutilation, and stepped forward, into the Halidol-haze of eternity.
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2Finally, they'd have their cliched action hero moment. Drunk with power, they strutted through the smoke, debris, and dust. In their value system, they'd achieved nirvana.