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words and plots against his own kind. He kept gagging and retching. Vomit came up into his mouth, acids covering his enamel, so he swallowed it. He wasn't going to let himself puke -
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He stood, applauding. "Bravo, Bonzo, Bravo!" Apollo walked over to him. "Thank you, sir." Bonzo replied. "How about...we make a small wager?" Apollo was confident. "What?" Bonzo
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palm, and I swear you could hear the sizzling of his flesh burning from the cigar. It kind of gave me the wiggins. "Wanna bet?" I asked him. I grabbed the Popov vodka from the
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given at McDonald's, only at Asian restaurants, but there was one McDonald's in the middle of nowhere WV that did indeed slip fortune cookies in certain people's bags.People chosen
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claim the cheeses did assist in reaching the moon and the stars! Cheese started becoming more and more popular than it ever was. People were stealing string cheese from kids, and
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I stayed inside for days until I peeked outside and saw a light. Suddenly, in a flash, everything didn't look so bloody anymore, and it was beautiful outside as well as in. I then
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cuss fashion and subjects of that plaform. Jill was so insecure about skinny jeans being too baggy, even in the leg of the jean, that she
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all of the girl's missing teeth and a banana parrot Jim'ilad wanted him to terrorize them with. "I really wanted to eat that banana, Jim'ilad," he sighed. They saw the girl, and
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notice this mistake and added the red slash to the circle he had forgotten to draw. They also found that the unfortunate soul made a sacrifice to the Star god instead. This meant
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Suddenly, I felt calm. Being a virgin wasn't so bad. I did want to experience more of life, though. Looking down into the ravine below me, I
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"Hey, we have an idea. Let's play some music on the streets to collect some change!" the busty girlfriend gleamed. She was a pretty little thing; I couldn't deny her. So, we went
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mason jar, best moonshine I'd ever had, talking to an old friend about segregation not being unconstitutional. Ironic, Hogarth." He smiled. He had a crooked smile & a square face,
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"Mmm," Little Red Delicious strolled down the frozen food aisle. "Forget Wozniak and the Apple, I'm going to buy some pizza, chicken fillets, ice cream, and
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the priest ignored the text and pronounced them husband & wife. "You may kiss the bride!" As they kissed, he snuck his new iPhone out and texted back, "
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Here in the 80's, it was awesome, but I started to miss Maroon 5, etc. The music videos I had access to were amusing, yes, but it sucked being limited. Not being able to escape, I
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"Ah, Ah, AH. AH!" I moaned, trying to tell Dentist Hottie that it hurt and I wanted to be uncuffed from the chair. "NO! You must have your teeth corrected and
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did it just disappear out of his hand?! Where did that mug go? After pondering for about an hour, he started to have a caffeine withdrawal and went and bought a Red Bull. The mug
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"What do you mean, 'Click, click, chug-a-lug, bing-a-bow?'," I cocked my head. The alligator lady looked at me and said, "Yeah, it means
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This is what I always thought Heaven would look like. I looked around at the mushroom gardens and the flowers, the prickling vines twirling up the brick houses. I then decided
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proudly. The Mud Queen flew with her magic unicorn, as dust from its tail and horns glittered trails in the sky. She thought about the maid servants. "I wonder if they