Finished Folds (21—40)
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4slunked over barrels and being thrown over the falls petered out at about the same time as the drought came on. If you're lucky you might find their watches in the dry river bed.
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2tipped him over and dropped a load of smoking hot dung on him. "Have a great day. I mean mooooo," the cow said and rejoined the bull, Ferdinand, in the pasture. "I hate cow pies,"
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2to be closer, Gian Carlo offered me his arm while brandishing an enchanting smile. My anger vanished. The cougar in me took over. I saw where this was leading. How much could I lav
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2tub antics at my father's funeral were covered. Odd of him to make me sign in my blood. He said it helped in identification. "DNA & stuff", Mustafa Lees had said, brimstone in his
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2decided to take things into her own hands and set off on an expedition in search of the unheard of sea-apes of Ojeezlouise swamp. "Where's that," Little Nell asked. Grammy wasn't
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2went spastic while being interviewed by an influencer who insisted on only asking questions about her various breast enhancements. Within an hour the news was that Kittie McClure
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3what your condition is called." "Tomb mouth?! Me?! I certainly do not have tomb mouth you rapscallion, you." I was already in motion getting out before she could finish. The window
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2antipathy to all things antipodal, having seen him in the rain and thinking he looked like the man from Snowy River, reported his slinking around in the rain to the police. Parking
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0it got to hot for us living in the city we moved to Circlejerk. Our nearest neighbor was a mile down the road. Not far enough when I went on a sleep murder spree. The sheriff came
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2snarled at me in Elvish. The snarls were enthralling. Then I remembered the snarls WERE enthralling. I slammed the lid shut. I locked the treasure box. My grandparents had an elf.
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2We ran to her. She pushed the mic into my hands. "Talk," she said matter-of-factly. I was impressed by her grit. She was right. Even an intern knew I had to break the news to the
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3himself into next week just after getting his pay check. But before the bill collectors waiting for him at the factory gates could get their mitts on him. Gilbert looked at his pay
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2how a subterfuge of a maiming could be used to lead world leaders by the short hairs. They capitulated in the face of their own predictable failures. The Book of Face livestreaming
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1right-or-wrong, up-or-down, hodge-or-podge, our will to fold will not be deterred. "Certificates?! We don't need no stinking certificates where we're going." "Where's that, Pinky."
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2Besides, I doubt they were going to college anyway. Junior is so gung ho to be a Marine & Lapueta has her OnlyFans. She knew how to bribe me though. A mint GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip
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1There was a pause as everyone waited for a snowflake to pipe up. “My vagina has a first name, it’s G W E N Y T H, my vagina has a last name, it’s P A L T R O W.” That’s when Gwen
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3excommunicated excommunicated which in the Wiccan Council communicated her to all Wiccan practitioners, fellow travelers, and general hang around types that she was a free witch.
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2lose its flavor on the bathroom floor all night at somebody's house who had the party go off the rails. To be fair, I also sold a few Buicks from that bathroom floor. Those before
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2Gordo, who's real name was Famine, invited Todd to hang out with Theda and him. Netflix and Ménage à trois. "Both your names are Death. Theda=Death, Tod, German for Death. The Band
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1plato plumbus, (lead plate, hopefully), maybe platinum or pewter. With a fifth sized flagon filled with a pipefitter's prison potato potion from the potty. Supposedly he picked it