Finished Folds (41—60)
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2antipathy to all things antipodal, having seen him in the rain and thinking he looked like the man from Snowy River, reported his slinking around in the rain to the police. Parking
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0it got to hot for us living in the city we moved to Circlejerk. Our nearest neighbor was a mile down the road. Not far enough when I went on a sleep murder spree. The sheriff came
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2snarled at me in Elvish. The snarls were enthralling. Then I remembered the snarls WERE enthralling. I slammed the lid shut. I locked the treasure box. My grandparents had an elf.
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2We ran to her. She pushed the mic into my hands. "Talk," she said matter-of-factly. I was impressed by her grit. She was right. Even an intern knew I had to break the news to the
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4himself into next week just after getting his pay check. But before the bill collectors waiting for him at the factory gates could get their mitts on him. Gilbert looked at his pay
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2how a subterfuge of a maiming could be used to lead world leaders by the short hairs. They capitulated in the face of their own predictable failures. The Book of Face livestreaming
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1right-or-wrong, up-or-down, hodge-or-podge, our will to fold will not be deterred. "Certificates?! We don't need no stinking certificates where we're going." "Where's that, Pinky."
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2Besides, I doubt they were going to college anyway. Junior is so gung ho to be a Marine & Lapueta has her OnlyFans. She knew how to bribe me though. A mint GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip
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1square the circle. Not only that, but if you upgraded to the Granite Package your pyramid could produce either the Philosopher’s Stone or make gold from lead. The imp dared us to
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1There was a pause as everyone waited for a snowflake to pipe up. “My vagina has a first name, it’s G W E N Y T H, my vagina has a last name, it’s P A L T R O W.” That’s when Gwen
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1My Tinder date & I were strolling along the seawall in Corpus Christi. We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I had stumped her with Emma Stone. I think she was pretending to be
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4excommunicated excommunicated which in the Wiccan Council communicated her to all Wiccan practitioners, fellow travelers, and general hang around types that she was a free witch.
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2lose its flavor on the bathroom floor all night at somebody's house who had the party go off the rails. To be fair, I also sold a few Buicks from that bathroom floor. Those before
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2Gordo, who's real name was Famine, invited Todd to hang out with Theda and him. Netflix and Ménage à trois. "Both your names are Death. Theda=Death, Tod, German for Death. The Band
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1plato plumbus, (lead plate, hopefully), maybe platinum or pewter. With a fifth sized flagon filled with a pipefitter's prison potato potion from the potty. Supposedly he picked it
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2"Awww," she answered cutely, "how can I be cute after that?" Then she laid him out with krav maga, took his vape from his hand, took a drag, blew it in his face. "How cute am I?"
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5"Scale what back? Do you expect me to swallow that, hook, line, and sinker? This isn't catch & release. It's sink or swim!" The vehemence of Vegan's words impressed Dr. Calamari.
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4Funny how the faro dealer never saw a market for selling arguments. Most of these cowboys never get to win an argument. They'd pay for a good argument. Sometimes before the girl.
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4He won several Razzies. As Matt Damon and as Ben Affleck and one as Greg Kinnear. He didn't show up to accept any of them. Instead, Anne Hatheway accepted them on their behalf.
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4turning out to be a turning point in the mood of the country. Suddenly people have something extraordinary that was happening in their own backyards. A male mantis breaking gender