Finished Folds (81—98)
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3This is really the last time the choice will be real, no matter what you might tell yourself after, this really is it. Don't drink it. Better a saggy ass & freedom than an eternity
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5where, close by, I could find a city he could employ. I told him your home town and she spit in my face. I looked again & it was him. "Look, city employer, I ain't your city. Move
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4easy since it wasn't locked. Inside was a 18# bowling ball. Both Yahweh & Morpheus accounted for the weight of the box & worked out that there was another payload in the box. "Bomb
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6I told myself I would never do it even as I knew I would if I told myself to. But would I? I hadn't given myself anything but heartache since... there was a time. Besides, I wasn't
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2a problem for you and them that are standing behind you, because it gets really bloody when I get a good exercise in. There’s usually blood in the celebrations as well. The Bounty
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4For instance, he could fly, sort of. It was a work in progress. He radiated some fallout beneath himself, the air got hot and lifted him up. He still needed lots of practice.
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3A report by the Surgeon Corporal had linked farts like mine to the darkest corners of the human condition. Whole families eating large amounts of cabbage & huddling together in one
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8vivors that weren't billionaires. He launched F52s at the dolphins but the dolphins defeated the fighters quite easily using sonic tweets that made the planes rattle themselves apa
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2a gun today when Planetary Citizen Michel De Partey objected to the Government being interested in his daughter's glass slipper. His daughter, Kat, is 33 years old and meets the de
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6It turned out that some were, in fact, beating their heads against the ground while others only seemed to be doing this. He lived between the seeming and the fact & audience sensed
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7"That is a train that nobody that ever lived is going to miss, but I hope 2nd Car Stewy is having the open bar club car he always wanted," said Calabash Willie with a sad chuckle.
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7he was going to go home to a cold shower. The little bit he heard of the lecture kept going through his brain as he showered trying not to think of the curves of that girl's thesis
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3If that was not enough, on the diplomatic decks the Fheslan Ambassador is about to get served, by mistake, a Thessin Kliin original. The resulting explosion ends the story here.
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3The cult leader looked at the VP of Hospitality who could only shrug his shoulders sheepishly and run off to the sideboard. "Yeah," she continued, "I skipped the Kool-Aid".
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6kick a football. He has been seeing a psychiatrist about this but she isn't really pleased with his prognosis. He is attracted to a gender fluid womyn who is already in a relations
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8ening was more than what the poor potato bug could take. So the potato bug died of the dying with an impossible task undone. In the business, we call that "Probable Suspicion". Now
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10What is the end game of Evil? Once Good is destroyed what will Evil do? Where does Evil see itself in 5 years? Has Evil considered the Balkans? In what light does Evil shine bright
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4in demonic therapy now. His demonic side can not make peace with all the bodily fluids his human side is cursed with. My side complains about all the sulfurous odors. Red demon son