Finished Folds (81—100)
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5canard in Canuckistan is not going to tell me my duckling's wheezy quack isn't a matter for the state! It is a matter for a mother which makes it a a matter of the World! Quacking
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3When she saw that he didn't understand what she was saying she rolled her eyes &, as a joke, looked to see if maybe she was listed as a step in the refund process for this antacid.
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3Then again my car was a 3rd generation hand me down Yugo that just might net me $200 if was were selling it, which I wasn't. But you get my point. It was a lot of money. Did I love
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4Having a Left Hand Man told people that you were already familiar with transgression. The length of their meetings depended on how much transgression you could stand or wanted. Not
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2I decided in backing the Chinese claims against the British. Which is exactly what the Government did and it turned out to be a disaster and 3,314 of my countrymen died because of
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0I lost another one. Between when it lit & when I realized that I had passed it on the river & then completely forgot it all together, were mere seconds but aeons in transgressions.
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5Flashback: You remember your grandmother, dragging herself from where the wheelchair had deposited her on the rocks where it had flung her. She was racing against the tide that was
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8becoming a pilgrimage site. It was bad enough that she had to behold Hrengor the Beholder in his sheepskin leotard but the idea that his fans would travel to the site filled her wi
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2So once they put the engine in the recliner, nothing goes better with that, they added a fully stocked wet bar. That way you could be knocking back a Harvey Wallbanger while drivin
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2boy, Cholo. Just like that they were both in heat and Cholo was the only thing that was going to cool them but not for long since there was two of them. Cholo was about to die from
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1end up liking their end of the deal after all. It turns out they didn't. Both wanted out but they'd bound each other against that very thing. They needed an outsider to extract the
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6passed right through the mauve and into the tan. Beige, eveything was turning beige on him. He fell to his knees but he passed through the ground and is still falling. Even now.
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3He had liked that stove & would hate to think that he left that stove thinking that there was ever going to be more between them than man & stove. He just didn't swing that way. He
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2Chicken McNuggets is what she called the pair of testicles that she removed from her victims. She had taken her husbands Chicken McNuggets before they were even married & had kids.
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3Then we were joined in the closet hiding by paranoia. Insanity noticed him first and pointed him out to Bedlam and me. Madness was in the corner pissing himself. Paranoia never str
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3This is really the last time the choice will be real, no matter what you might tell yourself after, this really is it. Don't drink it. Better a saggy ass & freedom than an eternity
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5where, close by, I could find a city he could employ. I told him your home town and she spit in my face. I looked again & it was him. "Look, city employer, I ain't your city. Move
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4easy since it wasn't locked. Inside was a 18# bowling ball. Both Yahweh & Morpheus accounted for the weight of the box & worked out that there was another payload in the box. "Bomb
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6I told myself I would never do it even as I knew I would if I told myself to. But would I? I hadn't given myself anything but heartache since... there was a time. Besides, I wasn't
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2a problem for you and them that are standing behind you, because it gets really bloody when I get a good exercise in. There’s usually blood in the celebrations as well. The Bounty