Finished Folds (21—40)
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5into the air with the force of his hammy hands, and they all screamed their last words in sync-"SHIT, I LEFT THE KETTLE ON!"
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4shining their bongs in preparation for the Great Ganja Ascension, as foretold by Marley in his book "I'm not dead man, I'm just napping."
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3But the invisible director had other plans. Like putting me out of my "I can't act! I need an adult!" misery. He picked up the invisible camera (after a few tries) and
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3Feelgood shifted and muttered "Well that's very nice, Clarice, but I'm not a doctor and I think that even if I was, I wouldn't give you therapy while banging you. Please leave."
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2"Monkey, her abundant bust was the only thing keeping me from going mad and turning into more handsome Stalin!" I screamed, backhanding the monkey and putting on my moustache.
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2red to Hansen's strange proclivity towards going to schools, setting off fire alarms, and then kidnapping children in the ensuing panic.
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4e some money. Then again, if I'm dead, I'm also dead. So while I do save money that way, I'm also dead and can't use the damn money. What a conundrum! With that problem not
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2the poisoned cigarette. So he gently tugged off one of his nipple pasties and somehow lit it on fire, and lit up. Nancy blinked and did a startlingly good fish impression with her
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6oven and he realised that she was actually a human piece of cardboard. So he started sticking stuff to her. Tacks, papers, small animals..
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5ect way to live, but it's a turkey. They wouldn't know perfect if it savagely beat them to death. Which is what grandma did after finding out that the turkey stole her socks.
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0donation, consisting of the population of a small town. Unfortunately, eating this resulted in the zombies becoming morbidly obese, killing them all.
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2shoe is a pigeon. That is, you are not. Life, I mean. So when he lost his life, it was really more like life lost him. Like a shoe that the dog takes and you never find again. But
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3Lindsey turned and walked back, crying silently. But then, she pulled a gun from her fiery crotch and fired it into the air, crying "CROTCH PRIDE!" and bringing the house down.
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4slightly rotten squid. "Sven, while I appreciate your outlandish ways and amusing customs.." John began, pinching what looked like a soggy cracker with his fingers,
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3The death metal disco humanoid, now devoid of his clown identity, let out a shrill and girly scream and smashed a guitar that had suddenly appeared in his hands. The cleaning lady
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3a wheelchair, and she saw her moment to strike. With a mighty kick, she broke Lt. Dan's fingers, disabling him from moving without great pain or a slight slope.
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2The feeding tube sprayed mashed potatoes into the air as Charity gargled helplessly, trying in vain to write the launch codes on a napkin before they were lost forever.
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6Upon hearing this, the woman let out a cry of rage and mild consternation, somehow. "THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE, YOU SEA-DWELLING FOOL!" she cried, flinging herself at Manatee P.I.
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3peyote and small quantities of deer crap. Mo pushed Sven the Alkie aside and took a bite of the sandwich and a swig of the Drink With a Very Long Name But Not As Long As This,
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10his face as he mournfully threw their tiny fishy bodies into the paddle pool. One of them attempted to say "Not dead yet!", but sadly, fish cannot talk. Elliot fell to his knees